Loki had promised to use his stern landlord voice to vocalize Ben's complaint to Daisy.
"Daisy, I hate having to do this but there's been a complaint filed against you and I have no choice but to address the situation with you. Complaints are very serious things and, while I'm sure you are a very nice person, this is a very serious matter that needs to be corrected as soon as possible. This hurts me more than it hurts you."
The stern voice was good but man, he sucked at not cursing every sentence.
"I must insist that you stop being annoying because you're very terrible at it. You're making all of us who can annoy people look bad and stopping would be the only way to rectify this situation cleanly and quietly. You should leave the science of annoyance to those of us who have degrees in it. I appreciate your help in this matter and look forward to resolving this complaint with you. However, if you insist on continuing forward in this fashion, other action will be taken. I'm not a mean man, Daisy, but complaints like this are serious business. Thank you."
He hung up and finally finally finally got to laugh.
"Daisy, I hate having to do this but there's been a complaint filed against you and I have no choice but to address the situation with you. Complaints are very serious things and, while I'm sure you are a very nice person, this is a very serious matter that needs to be corrected as soon as possible. This hurts me more than it hurts you."
The stern voice was good but man, he sucked at not cursing every sentence.
"I must insist that you stop being annoying because you're very terrible at it. You're making all of us who can annoy people look bad and stopping would be the only way to rectify this situation cleanly and quietly. You should leave the science of annoyance to those of us who have degrees in it. I appreciate your help in this matter and look forward to resolving this complaint with you. However, if you insist on continuing forward in this fashion, other action will be taken. I'm not a mean man, Daisy, but complaints like this are serious business. Thank you."
He hung up and finally finally finally got to laugh.
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