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[justice__friend]

The reports of my demise have been gravely exgerrated by Kimori Kaito.

Now if you don't mind, I need to start up a Pie Pants drive for my "Zen of Dueling" thing I do.

And Juudai, don't futs up with Cobra. |/ I'd prefer to not have everything turn into Gravekeeper turf. It'll lower the property value of the entire island.

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[keepersouha]

...Great, now even the hallucinations are accusing him of misdeeds.

[justice__friend]

I am solid, boy. I'll hallucinate your face with my fist. That'll prove whose a hallucination.

Seriously, stop trying to be a hero, Baron Von Exploder.

[keepersouha]

...How exactly would one be able to do that, now?

...And what?

[justice__friend]

THAT I AM REAL, BOYO.

... You're a supervillain.

[keepersouha]

No, I mean, how exactly would one be able to "hallucinate your face with my fist"? It sounds quite impossible to do...

...What?

[justice__friend]

Someone takes things too literal, me thinks, and needs to be pantsed.

You're a bastard, a misanthropist, a dick, an asshole, and anti-social, and you've got MPD. Thus: Supervillain.

[keepersouha]

...I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean, by the latter part of your first line.

And I'm not misanthropic. That's the snake. I still don't see the connection, though...

[justice__friend]

You'll find yourself without pants.

Yes you are. And you're crazy. Hating people is the number one cause of spandex wearing and mass murder in 90% of supervillains.

[keepersouha]

...Right.

I'm not exactly crazy... I don't get the last part, though.

[justice__friend]

You're mentally unstable. After you graduate, you'll have a moving lava fortress and robbing banks. |/

[keepersouha]

Mn.

Fortresses don't move.

I don't see the reason to.

[justice__friend]

Emo.

They do with Wheels/Jets/Anti-Gravity Devices.

There's no reason. You do it because the author says so.