(Attempt to IC the Kaibaman)

[justice__friend]

::Puts up sign next to Hot Springs::

Looking for Good Duel.
Willing to Invogerate
Your Duelling Spirit.
Your Sanity is not covered
by my insurance.

::Pulls up a lawn chair and reads a magazine waiting::

Comments

[manjoumejun]

...

You have insurance?

[justice__friend]

You didn't know?

[manjoumejun]

Had no idea whatsoever.

[justice__friend]

I wouldn't recommend them to you though. They oddly have a policy against covering teenage boys with buzzsaw hair or owl nest shaped hair. :/

[manjoumejun]

It's not a buzzsaw!

Okay. I'm trying to convert this place to the "Association of the Light". Join or be destroyed, yadda yadda, go talk to Saiou-sama.

[justice__friend]

I would. If the fact he looked like a rhino didn't turn me off. How's the dental benefits?

[manjoumejun]

Rhino? He makes me think of a bird of brey of some sort...

All health benefits are great, unless you die horribly from soul-stealing complications. But then he promises to replace it with a dummy soul, and you'll never know the difference.

[justice__friend]

What's his policy regarding Duel Monsters?

[manjoumejun]

Well, if you've got a human partner, he wants you dead. But in your case, I think he'd take you if you wanted to work for him.

[justice__friend]

Mind me even asking why he wants Duel Spirits with Human Partners dead? Or is that classified?

And do they have any better colors than the bland light blue?

[manjoumejun]

Classified.

And they do have pure white.

[justice__friend]

I'll have to do an interview then. I'm guessing you're the local division?

[manjoumejun]

For now. As soon as I convert more people, I'll be leader of the local division.

[justice__friend]

Then I shall have to meet you on a day once I get my resume together.

((Yes, Manjoume has done the unbelieveable.))

[manjoumejun]

Right, see you then.

(( Amazing. o_o ))

[kochouran]

It's insurance against you. Of course.... the lack of sanity coverage seems to have nullified all worth.