.....TEN INCH HEROES SPOILERS......
okie...i am supposed to be finishing up my proposal on why "Singapore is leaking both its local & foreign talents"...but because of the fact that i have been doing this proposal since 10 THIS MORNING...& ITS NEARLY GOING TO BE 1 AM THE NEXT MORNING....I AM TAKING A BREAK...!!!.....even though it is due later today....but who cares...!!!!....
okie...so as usual...i went website hopping...!!...from my qaf to buffy & finally ending onto my supernatural webbies....& i found this...!!!.......okie...e post is dated LAST YEAR AUGUST.....but who cares...at least i found it...!!...heh....
!!!!....TEN-INCH HERO SPOILER SUMMARY...!!!!!...(Scenes not in order or anything..)
SCENE 1
Priestly: What?
Dude 1: Nice breadsticks, dude.
Priestly (holding up the box): What? These?
Dude 2: Dude, are you having a not-so-fresh day?
Priestly: You think it’s funny that I’m buying tampons?
(The laughing gets louder and so does Priestly)
Priestly: Do you gentlemen, and I use the term loosely, understand what this means?
(The laughing stops as the two guys look at each other confused)
Priestly: Obviously not.
(He looks around, aware that other people are now watching as well)
Priestly: This means that there’s a woman with whom I’m so intimate that we’re both comfortable with me buying her most personal possessions.
(The two guys look at each other as a few more male customers step closer to hear what Priestly has to say about buying tampons)
Priestly: This means that my relationship with this lady is so solid, so trusting, that I’m not at all embarrassed doing this.
(The customer ahead of Priestly packs it in and moves along as the cashier now, too, stops to listen along with several more male customers)
Priestly: This means, my friends, that instead of hanging out in a grocery store having a dude-a-thon with another guy, I’m getting laid. By a beautiful woman. Every day.
(The cashier nods slowly and Priestly goes in for the kill)
Priestly: And everyone here knows it.
(The other men applaud)
Cashier: Excellent!
(The cashier goes to high five Priestly)
Priestly: Dude. . .no high-fiving please. Give me some love.
(Priestly puts out his fist and the dorky cashier bumps knuckles with him)
Priestly: Peace.
(He throws a twenty on the counter and walks out)
....wahahha....jensen ackles buying tampons...!!!....woohoo...!!!....& with his mohawk hair...!!...buying tampons...!!!...man...this has me cracking up like hell....!!!!...(okie...tats way too much "exclamation marks"...heh)
SCENE 2
Tish: Hey!
(Priestly keeps walking and Trish grabs his arm)
Priestly: What?!
Tish: Hey! Why are you pissed at me?
Priestly: I’m not pissed at you specifically, only as a representative member of your gender.
Tish: C’mon. It was hard on Jen.
Priestly: Yeah, I’m sure it was a picnic for Fuzzy too.
Tish: Why are you suddenly Fuzzy’s best friend?
(Priestly doesn’t answer. Tish looks at him, smiling, elbowing him a little)
Tish: Huh? Why?
(But Priestly isn’t laughing)
Priestly: Because it’s pathetic, Tish. It’s pathetic she couldn’t rise above all the superficial horseshit swirling around her. Why is it some people can’t see a good thing when he’s standing in right in front of them? What is it that screws it all up? Can you tell me? I swear, you’re like children, more interested in the wrapping paper than what’s inside.
(Tish stops walking and looks at him, puzzled)
Tish: Wait, are you talking about Jen or me?
(Priestly walks away again)
Prieslty: If there’s a difference let me know.
....wooo....jensen's moody & pissed...!!!.....hopefully...we can see his infamous dean winchester "glare of doom" here....!!!!...& i'll probably just combust right there and then...!!
SCENE 3
The last scene is in the sandwich shop, presumably at closing time. We see Jen inside, grabbing a sponge to wipe down the tables when Priestly walks in.
Priestly: Jen, just leave it. You’ve had a long day. Let me close up.
Jen: You sure?
Priestly: Affirmative. Go home and get drunk.
(She manages a smile at him as she walks out the door)
We see Priestly resuming her duties after she’s gone when he’s interrupted by her computer beeping. At first he ignores it but on the third beep he walks over to it. An instant message is on the screen from someone named Fuzzy22 and we see Priestly staring at it curiously.
....sweet jensen...!!!!....*melts*
THIS LAST SCENE...BETTER PREPARE YOURSELF...COZ IT'S FUCKING FUNNY....!!!!!!!....YOU'VE BEEN WARNED...!!!
SCENE 4
Next we find him in the grocery store, carrying in his arms a three pack of paper towels and a jar of mayo. He scans the directories overhead until he finds the one that he's looking for and confidently strides into the aisle. . .until he gets a good look. The aisle in question is packed with boxes and bags of all shapes and varieties. His eyes dart around the aisle at all the boxes of tampons and his fight or flight response kicks in, leaning hard on the side of flight. Priestly backs away from the aisle breathing hard.
Back in the sub shop Tish grabs up the ringing phone.
(The scene flips between Tish and wide-eyed Priestly on his cell phone)
Tish: By the Inch.
Priestly: Code blue! Code blue! Hostile territory. Aborting mission.
Tish: Who is this?
Priestly: It's Renaissance Man. I'm at the store. There are too many enemy tampons. I'm bailing.
Tish: Negative, negative. Let me vector you in, Red Ranger.
Priestly: Whose Red Ranger?
Tish: You are, moron.
Priestly: I thought I was Renaissance Man?
Tish: Do you want help or not?
Priestly: I'm scared.
Tish: Stay focused. Describe the situation.
(Priestly takes a deep breath and assesses the products)
Priestly: Okay, initial recon appears to be bag or box.
Tish: Box.
Priestly: Roger that.
(He reads some of the box labels)
Tish: Look around chest high. Do you see anything marked 'regular'?
(He picks one up marked 'Slender-Regular')
Priestly: Here's one, but it says 'slender regular'. How can something be both slender AND regular? Isn't that mutually exclusive?
(his voice is getting higher)
Tish: Priestly?
Priestly: Unless they're implying that in the mysterious underworld of fem-box, slender IS regular.
Tish: Priestly?
Priestly: But then why confuse us with the redundancy?
Tish: PRIESTLY!
Priestly: What?
Tish: Are you done?
Priestly: Maybe.
Tish: Get the slender-regular.
(Priestly looks around a little more)
Priestly: Wait, maybe I should get super pluses.
Tish: No.
(Priestly remains unconvinced and picks up the box)
Priestly: They sound, like. . .better.
Tish: Don't. They're huge.
Priestly: I thought you liked huge?
Tish: This is one area where bigger is not better.
Priestly: But shouldn't you buy all the protection you can get? It says it can handle any amount of . . .oh, God.
Tish: Priestly, listen. This isn't life insurance. If a woman needs an emergency dipstick in the ladies room of a sandwich shop--
Priestly:---okay, that's nasty---
Tish: --she just wants one that'll hold her over and until she can get home and use one of her own, based on her style preference and flow requirements.
Silence.
Priestly: Tish?
Tish: Yeah?
Priestly: You know what? That word? Flow? To guys, that's the other F-word, okay? It's gross.
Tish: Buy the slender regulars.
Priestly: Over and out. Heading back to base camp after grabbing a Slurpie.
Tish. Roger that. Over and out.
WAT THE HELL....!!!!!.......Over and out. Heading back to base camp after grabbing a Slurpie....!!!...THIS LINE IS PLAIN FRIKKIN HILARIOUS...!!!!!.....man i cant wait to see jensen in this....!!!.....& i dont know why....but i'm picturing jensen as a billy idol wannabe... mohawk hair....necklaces and tattoos...& black sleeveless leather vests & hot leather pants...!!!!...kinda like Spike from the buffy episode "lies my parents told me"...anywhos...i included a pix of wat im talking about...
so back to the above topic....man...i wan see this movie...but as im stuck in the other side of the world...guess....im gonna have to buy the dvd online or something...shitty...!!!....anywhos....this makes my day...especially the last scene...!!!....woohoo...jensen buying a tampon...!!!!....Code blue! Code blue! Hostile territory. Aborting mission.....*combusts*
....original post here....
picture of spike in "lies my parents told me"
