OMFG TOO MANY TWEETS
writing fic based on Recent Twittered Events, using this as a primer for myself and hopefully to link when I finish the fic. :D
ETA: saferdfngjdsgf IGNORE ALL TIMESTAMPS. First they were in EST, my timezone, and some of them didn't have real times but "about thismany hours ago" which CHANGED after I went to sleep and then I changed my twitter timezone to Pacific time so I could know what time it was for the boys, and bascially it's CONFUSING AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE FIXING IT ALL. Because it's all wrong. The tweets are in chronological order, though, I promise. I think.
;____________;
end ETA
Links to lyrics with two astericks by it I highly reccomend you scan through if you don't know the song, because I make references to the lyrics which aren't apparent from the tweet. :)
thisisryanross this is my coming out party. i AM gay. deal with it. done.
[roughly between] 5-7 AM June 21st from web
thisisryanross sorry about that, wish i was gay, cause i hate girls
[roughly betwen] 5 - 7 AM June 21st from web
brendonuriesays Happy Father's Day! Thanks for the talent. And everything. Love you, Dad. ;)
6:57 PM Jun 21st from web
brendonuriesays it's the good life, full of fun. seems to be the ideal. yes, the good life. let's ya hide all the sadness you feel.
7:13 PM Jun 22nd from web [Lyrics** from The Good Life, by Frank Sinatra.]
brendonuriesays love me, love me. say that you love me. i can't care about anything but you.
4:07 PM Jun 23rd from web [Lyrics from Lovefool, by The Cardigans]
[Ryan's previous two twitters disappear sometime around here. They were around until at least after Bden's tweets, probably just a little longer. I have a screencap that shows them around for at least 16 hours, but the patd tweet post has them around for 19, but no screencap. DECIDE WHAT YOU WILL.]
brendonuriesays what a fine tune tuna is. mmm mmm mmm. (<--remember that crash test dummies song?) once, there was this girl who...
5:44 PM Jun 23rd from web [Lyrics from Mmm Mmm Mmm by The Crash Test Dummies.]
thisisryanross Simpler times. http://tinysong.com/Vt8 "If it's so let me know, if it's no well I can go. I won't make you"
10:19 PM Jun 23rd from web [Lyrics from Thirteen by big Star]
thisisryanross http://tinysong.com/44w0
4:41 AM Jun 24th from Grooveshark [Lyrics** from You're breakin' my heart by Harry Nilsson]
thisisryanross The heart has its reasons which reason knows not of.
5:03 AM Jun 24th from TweetDeck [Quote by Blaise Pascal]
thisisryanross I wish it was the sixtiesI wish we could be happyI wish, I wish, I wish that something would happenWhere do we go from here?
about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck [Lyrics**from The Bends by Radiohead]
katemthompson: I can't sent u direct messages and u lost your phone. how am I sposed to communicate?
2:38 AM Jun 25th from mobile web
katemthompson: its not like that. It's not a chosing situation. I need to not do this over twitter. ill send u an email
[has since been deleted. SOURCE]
katemthompson: and I wish we lived in the 60s too
2:59 AM Jun 25th from mobile web
katemthompson: and I'm in seattle. I love you and everyone who knows me knows that and I hurt you and I'm sorry. everyone! I hurt him and I'm sorry.
[since been deleted]
thisisryanross let's get this over with
4:41 AM June 25 from TweetDeck [Lyrics from Lover, You Should Have Come Over by Jeff Buckley]
katemthompson: its never over, he's the tear that hangs inside my soul forever
7:53 AM Jun 25th from mobile web [More lyrics from the same song Ryan posted.]
thisisryanross I go to sleep. http://tinysong.com/1ZlR
6:06 AM Jun 25th from Grooveshark [Lyrics** from I go To Sleep by The Kinks]
thisisryanross talk about an all-time backfire. goodnight moon.
6:09 AM Jun 25th from TweetDeck
thisisryanross Got a new phone,friends send me your info. Or don't ?
about 15 hours ago from TwitterFon
thisisryanross What a nightmare
about 15 hours ago from TwitterFon
katemthompson: and once again, you decide I am not worthy of your words. and once again, I still know only love.
about 11 hours ago from mobile web [not mentioned in the fic but it supports the storyline]
[NOTE: ANY TWEETS THAT HAPPEN AFTER THIS ONE HAVE BEEN IGNORED BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE REWRITING ANYMORE. If I edit to accommodate Ryan's tweet about being "Alone again, naturally" I will be forever editing to accommodate his stupid emo ass, who seems to have broken up with his pretty girlfriend. Hmmph. Stupid boy.]
Other relevent things
petewentz Repeat after me "its only the internet". Apply this to your day. You will feel awesome.
11:33 AM Jun 22nd
Bden twittered Sarah Orzechowski for a while, but recently has stopped. There was much internet flirting and winky faces. It was kind of cute.
Luckily the winky faces are still with us. :D ...But in reference to Bden's dad? Maybe I am misunderstanding the winky face...
assorted cyptic twits from the past month (and there are plentyyyy more):
thisisryanross It ain't me babe, it ain't me you're looking for
5:52 PM Jun 17th from twidroid
thisisryanross “A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. "
12:40 AM Jun 19th from TweetDeck
thisisryanross Can you make yourself as physically sick as I can???
2:31 AM Jun 13th from twidroid
thisisryanross I'm a fighter not a lover
12:53 AM Jun 13th from twidroid
thisisryanross Friends say its fine friends say its good. Everybody says its just like rock and roll.
10:54 PM Jun 12th from twidroid [SEE THE REST OF THE SONG OMFG]
thisisryanross So build me up buttercup, don't break my heart
8:11 AM Jun 7th from twidroid
AND FINALLY, AGAIN: NO HATE ON KATE. She seems pretty cool and even if she didn't, you don't know her, and you don't know shit about her. It is not anyone's place to judge who Ryan dates or sleeps with or is friends with. Tinhatty comments about how Ryan and Brendon are totally sleeping together = okay. We can also talk about how I had a -pretty fragile, admittedly- RL tinhat for Ryan and Brendon, before the Kate stuff came out. For a minute there I actually thought they might be fucking! It was kind of exciting.
ETA: saferdfngjdsgf IGNORE ALL TIMESTAMPS. First they were in EST, my timezone, and some of them didn't have real times but "about thismany hours ago" which CHANGED after I went to sleep and then I changed my twitter timezone to Pacific time so I could know what time it was for the boys, and bascially it's CONFUSING AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE FIXING IT ALL. Because it's all wrong. The tweets are in chronological order, though, I promise. I think.
;____________;
end ETA
Links to lyrics with two astericks by it I highly reccomend you scan through if you don't know the song, because I make references to the lyrics which aren't apparent from the tweet. :)
thisisryanross this is my coming out party. i AM gay. deal with it. done.
[roughly between] 5-7 AM June 21st from web
thisisryanross sorry about that, wish i was gay, cause i hate girls
[roughly betwen] 5 - 7 AM June 21st from web
brendonuriesays Happy Father's Day! Thanks for the talent. And everything. Love you, Dad. ;)
6:57 PM Jun 21st from web
brendonuriesays it's the good life, full of fun. seems to be the ideal. yes, the good life. let's ya hide all the sadness you feel.
7:13 PM Jun 22nd from web [Lyrics** from The Good Life, by Frank Sinatra.]
brendonuriesays love me, love me. say that you love me. i can't care about anything but you.
4:07 PM Jun 23rd from web [Lyrics from Lovefool, by The Cardigans]
[Ryan's previous two twitters disappear sometime around here. They were around until at least after Bden's tweets, probably just a little longer. I have a screencap that shows them around for at least 16 hours, but the patd tweet post has them around for 19, but no screencap. DECIDE WHAT YOU WILL.]
brendonuriesays what a fine tune tuna is. mmm mmm mmm. (<--remember that crash test dummies song?) once, there was this girl who...
5:44 PM Jun 23rd from web [Lyrics from Mmm Mmm Mmm by The Crash Test Dummies.]
thisisryanross Simpler times. http://tinysong.com/Vt8 "If it's so let me know, if it's no well I can go. I won't make you"
10:19 PM Jun 23rd from web [Lyrics from Thirteen by big Star]
thisisryanross http://tinysong.com/44w0
4:41 AM Jun 24th from Grooveshark [Lyrics** from You're breakin' my heart by Harry Nilsson]
thisisryanross The heart has its reasons which reason knows not of.
5:03 AM Jun 24th from TweetDeck [Quote by Blaise Pascal]
thisisryanross I wish it was the sixtiesI wish we could be happyI wish, I wish, I wish that something would happenWhere do we go from here?
about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck [Lyrics**from The Bends by Radiohead]
katemthompson: I can't sent u direct messages and u lost your phone. how am I sposed to communicate?
2:38 AM Jun 25th from mobile web
katemthompson: its not like that. It's not a chosing situation. I need to not do this over twitter. ill send u an email
[has since been deleted. SOURCE]
katemthompson: and I wish we lived in the 60s too
2:59 AM Jun 25th from mobile web
katemthompson: and I'm in seattle. I love you and everyone who knows me knows that and I hurt you and I'm sorry. everyone! I hurt him and I'm sorry.
[since been deleted]
thisisryanross let's get this over with
4:41 AM June 25 from TweetDeck [Lyrics from Lover, You Should Have Come Over by Jeff Buckley]
katemthompson: its never over, he's the tear that hangs inside my soul forever
7:53 AM Jun 25th from mobile web [More lyrics from the same song Ryan posted.]
thisisryanross I go to sleep. http://tinysong.com/1ZlR
6:06 AM Jun 25th from Grooveshark [Lyrics** from I go To Sleep by The Kinks]
thisisryanross talk about an all-time backfire. goodnight moon.
6:09 AM Jun 25th from TweetDeck
thisisryanross Got a new phone,friends send me your info. Or don't ?
about 15 hours ago from TwitterFon
thisisryanross What a nightmare
about 15 hours ago from TwitterFon
katemthompson: and once again, you decide I am not worthy of your words. and once again, I still know only love.
about 11 hours ago from mobile web [not mentioned in the fic but it supports the storyline]
[NOTE: ANY TWEETS THAT HAPPEN AFTER THIS ONE HAVE BEEN IGNORED BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE REWRITING ANYMORE. If I edit to accommodate Ryan's tweet about being "Alone again, naturally" I will be forever editing to accommodate his stupid emo ass, who seems to have broken up with his pretty girlfriend. Hmmph. Stupid boy.]
Other relevent things
petewentz Repeat after me "its only the internet". Apply this to your day. You will feel awesome.
11:33 AM Jun 22nd
Bden twittered Sarah Orzechowski for a while, but recently has stopped. There was much internet flirting and winky faces. It was kind of cute.
Luckily the winky faces are still with us. :D ...But in reference to Bden's dad? Maybe I am misunderstanding the winky face...
assorted cyptic twits from the past month (and there are plentyyyy more):
thisisryanross It ain't me babe, it ain't me you're looking for
5:52 PM Jun 17th from twidroid
thisisryanross “A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. "
12:40 AM Jun 19th from TweetDeck
thisisryanross Can you make yourself as physically sick as I can???
2:31 AM Jun 13th from twidroid
thisisryanross I'm a fighter not a lover
12:53 AM Jun 13th from twidroid
thisisryanross Friends say its fine friends say its good. Everybody says its just like rock and roll.
10:54 PM Jun 12th from twidroid [SEE THE REST OF THE SONG OMFG]
thisisryanross So build me up buttercup, don't break my heart
8:11 AM Jun 7th from twidroid
AND FINALLY, AGAIN: NO HATE ON KATE. She seems pretty cool and even if she didn't, you don't know her, and you don't know shit about her. It is not anyone's place to judge who Ryan dates or sleeps with or is friends with. Tinhatty comments about how Ryan and Brendon are totally sleeping together = okay. We can also talk about how I had a -pretty fragile, admittedly- RL tinhat for Ryan and Brendon, before the Kate stuff came out. For a minute there I actually thought they might be fucking! It was kind of exciting.