Since it looks like this will be updated in a piecemeal fashion, this post should serve to hold it all in a convenient way. As it's updated. If it's updated.
Title: "Hi, I'm a Bastard." "And I'm an SoB."
Summary: Luther Penne, an old young bastard, and Mr. Wednesday, a young old son of a bitch, go on adventures in New York City in the late 90s. It's like a buddy-cop movie, only with more setting things on fire and lying through teeth.
Chapter 1: Why you should always poke dead bodies Chapter 2: Where are we going and why is the road so well paved? Chapter 3: Let's add a mystery to my otherwise-interesting life Chapter 4: I'm not bad, just misled