THE BEST BLOG EVER
i just wrote the most fucking amazing blog of my life and i lost it. damn spell check and i don't have the energy to rewrite it. free writing just doesn't work that way. erg i'm so fuckin pissed damn spell check. why do i even give a fuck if the spelling is correct?? and it was soo perfect and everything. i was gonna save it as one of my favorites and now it's lost forever. damnshitcokcballsdickweedpoopfuckbithcesn'fuckinghoesurmompieceofshitblogfuckersbithcescworddogshitasswipeandanyotherworducanthinkoftodescribehowimfeeling
ok i'm actually a little bit better now. at least i got it out of my mind and on to the page, but i wanted so badly to share it with u. because you are special. do u know why? because u are probably the only person who reads this. it's not even worth trying to sum up what i said because the jokes are no longer funny and the meaning is just meaningless now. o but please take my word for it, it was the best blog ever. u would have laughed and cried and had the best feeling u ever had at a computer screen. i take that back,u may use the internet for other things that give u pleasure. i just hope u don't use our lj posts for that kind of pleasure (sicko). anyway it is so sad. i want to cry, but i think it would be a very looserish thing to do. yes crying over a blog would be stupid. in fact writing a blog about the most amazing blog that u ever wrote and then lost is pretty fucking stupid too. but i'm not a stupid person as you would have seen if u read my amazing blog. i blame it on the holidays, by the way that's what my blog was about. the holidays. i was going to title it "fuck the holidays" mostly because i like the word fuck. but it wasn't just about the holidays, it was about life and growing older and drunken toasts and the way we use the holidays to hold onto memories and good times that just no longer exists. we make the effort but we know it's not the same. we use the same recipes, but they don't taste the way they used to. things just aren't what they were, but it's beautiful that we still try. o yes it was the best blog ever and it is sad that u will never read it. thinking about it breaks my heart.
ok i shall end this very long blog about the most amazing blog ever. (take a deep breath and wipe away that tear.) oh and i won't be doing spell or grammar check ever again. you better believe that one bitches. i'm not calling u a bitch, i'm simply expressing my anger at the computer through immature foul language and name calling as any self respecting adult would do.
~dev
oh ya. BITCHES N' HOES, BITCHES N' HOES. YOUR MOM!!!!! (U KNOW U LOVE IT JUST AS MUCH AS I DO) HAPPY HOLIDAYS
ok i'm actually a little bit better now. at least i got it out of my mind and on to the page, but i wanted so badly to share it with u. because you are special. do u know why? because u are probably the only person who reads this. it's not even worth trying to sum up what i said because the jokes are no longer funny and the meaning is just meaningless now. o but please take my word for it, it was the best blog ever. u would have laughed and cried and had the best feeling u ever had at a computer screen. i take that back,u may use the internet for other things that give u pleasure. i just hope u don't use our lj posts for that kind of pleasure (sicko). anyway it is so sad. i want to cry, but i think it would be a very looserish thing to do. yes crying over a blog would be stupid. in fact writing a blog about the most amazing blog that u ever wrote and then lost is pretty fucking stupid too. but i'm not a stupid person as you would have seen if u read my amazing blog. i blame it on the holidays, by the way that's what my blog was about. the holidays. i was going to title it "fuck the holidays" mostly because i like the word fuck. but it wasn't just about the holidays, it was about life and growing older and drunken toasts and the way we use the holidays to hold onto memories and good times that just no longer exists. we make the effort but we know it's not the same. we use the same recipes, but they don't taste the way they used to. things just aren't what they were, but it's beautiful that we still try. o yes it was the best blog ever and it is sad that u will never read it. thinking about it breaks my heart.
ok i shall end this very long blog about the most amazing blog ever. (take a deep breath and wipe away that tear.) oh and i won't be doing spell or grammar check ever again. you better believe that one bitches. i'm not calling u a bitch, i'm simply expressing my anger at the computer through immature foul language and name calling as any self respecting adult would do.
~dev
oh ya. BITCHES N' HOES, BITCHES N' HOES. YOUR MOM!!!!! (U KNOW U LOVE IT JUST AS MUCH AS I DO) HAPPY HOLIDAYS