012 ❁ either be groovy or leave, man.

[justfivemore]

After that rather demanding presentation of ascendancy, I've found that the children at the nursery are just so... mollycoddled. Even more-so than Cronus' corporeal mirages.

So I resigned...

... after Clarice attempted to coerce me into giving her the toy Roger was so enjoying. I do not blame them, after all, they only learned from their parents

Comments

[moonstoneglow]

You should participate in a sleep study. I think you'd do marvelously.

[justfivemore]

And what should happen if I do not wake up, darling? Or is that what they will be studying~?

[moonstoneglow]

They study all sorts of things in the name of this science business they all treasure. They'd be fascinated with you, I'm sure ♥

[un_rememorable]

Oh, but I should hardly wish for him to become anyone's experiment.

To participate is something - something fine, I suppose - but to be an anomaly is different. Anomalies are studied. Closely observed. It would not - Hypnos is not to be poked and prodded by some overly curious mortals with needles and clipboards.

[unloved_nymph]

A, um, mattress salesman and tester?

[justfivemore]

Mmm...! Paid for sleeping.

Perhaps I should start training to wake up when my alarm rings.

[unloved_nymph]

I'm sure you'd be employee of the month in no time, sir!

[justfivemore]

You flatter me so, Echo, darling~. ♥

[morphingreality]

Perhaps work at a library?
It would certainly be quiet.

[justfivemore]

That would certainly be lovely... Peace and quiet and fabulous books

However, you know too much quiet is awful for me.

[morphingreality]

It would. Read until you fall asleep.

Not that awful. And besides I'm sure they may let you play music or some sort.

[justfivemore]

I should take book recommendations, I could surely fuel some truly epic dreams then.

Perhaps. That would be nice, and keep me up, should I need it.

[hate_and_oaths]

What sort of job needs to put people to sleep?

[justfivemore]

I haven't the faintest idea, dear, but I know for certain I could cure the worst insomnia. Goodness, even the word is depressing.

[hate_and_oaths]

Then do that. Put some adds, I don't know, and offer your "skills" to allow people a better sleep.

Sounds like something that might work. Cover it with a massage session, hire some people, just stand around making them get all relaxed and good.

[justfivemore]

[xworthless_onex]

As everyone has said, Papa, work for a place you can sleep! Maybe get Hades to pay you to babysit his puppy!

[justfivemore]

It almost feels as if it's cheating, since I do it so very well, my dear. Can sleeping be considered a talent?

And I fear I haven't the energy to take care of Cerberus. Not so much sitting would get done.

[xworthless_onex]

For you? I think so. You do it so well, I don't see how it couldn't be!

Mmm, he does seem rather energetic doesn't he?