May 26, 2005 07:24
Wendy's doesn't make the ¼lb. double stack anymore.
Instead, they suggested I try the Jr. Smokey Cheddarburger.
I said the word that now haunts me - 'okay'.
Do you know what the Jr. Smokey Cheddarburger is?
The Jr. Smokey Cheddarburger is a big fluffy bun, containing something that had the same texture as a burger, but was too thin to tell if it was actually meat. And the Smokey Cheddar part is actually a piece of discolored cheese that I assumed was to resemble 'smoked' flavor. More accurately, it looked and tasted like a piece of velveeta that got thrown into a bag of charcoal shook around and dumped out on my 'burger' which as we know was barely thick enough to constitute the color brown was present on my bun.
R.I.P. ¼ pounder.
R.I.P. 99 cent menu.
Just when you think fast food couldn't get any worse...