It's Not Old, It's Vintage
October 26, 2002
"Highschool has taught me to be pissed off."
February 3, 2003
"a pen exploded in my pocket today. I got a big black spot on my thigh. At first glance, I thought that I was going to die, but then I realized that I wan't, so it was okay."
February 20, 2003
"This weekend I became readdicted to Oregon Trail. But the real fun is not in doing a good job and getting your party to Oregon quickly and safely, but in messing with their stuff, getting them sick and pissed off, and shooting skunks. The highlight of my day may have been when I traded almost 3,000 pounds of raw bear meat to a little old lady for one 8 oz bottle of cinnamon. Just imagine this little old lady pulling a little jar of cinnamon out of her bag, and then being crushed by 3,000 lbs of raw bear meat. I laughed. Then I had a screaming match with my little sister because we didn't want top go upstairs because we are damn lazy. I love the weekend."
and the classic
May 4, 2003
"OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
RE:All Future Boyfriends of Clara
official transcrift of last nights conversation
Watching Gladiator on television. Dad has taken to jump roping during commercial breaks. It's his, "new exercise." Mom declares, "Any boyfriends that come over should have to beat Dad at a jump-roping competition." Dad stops, and panting says, "No. I feel like there are other more important things," he sits down, "like whether or not he can eat jalapenos." Clara sinks into the couch for the rest of the evening, and tries to ignore her mother's theological annalysis of Gladiator, silently wishing that she would just be quiet, as her one-sided conversation with herself is disrupting Clara's suspended disbelief.
end notice.
Just to warn you."
I haven't changed much.
But, besides that, I've been thinking about
+ZAP! that fantastic game from the sixth grade.
+penguins
+el horno de microndas
+Slam Poetry
+my dying lucky bamboo
+procrastinating
+How weird it is that Laura Still's little sister Hayley and Megan Sanders' little sister Abby spent the night in my living room.
+Remusu
+Puerto Rico
+Thanksgiving Break two years ago. (walking home thinking about boys. (Acutally just one boy named Mister Johannes.)
+And then Grandma Kay.
"Highschool has taught me to be pissed off."
February 3, 2003
"a pen exploded in my pocket today. I got a big black spot on my thigh. At first glance, I thought that I was going to die, but then I realized that I wan't, so it was okay."
February 20, 2003
"This weekend I became readdicted to Oregon Trail. But the real fun is not in doing a good job and getting your party to Oregon quickly and safely, but in messing with their stuff, getting them sick and pissed off, and shooting skunks. The highlight of my day may have been when I traded almost 3,000 pounds of raw bear meat to a little old lady for one 8 oz bottle of cinnamon. Just imagine this little old lady pulling a little jar of cinnamon out of her bag, and then being crushed by 3,000 lbs of raw bear meat. I laughed. Then I had a screaming match with my little sister because we didn't want top go upstairs because we are damn lazy. I love the weekend."
and the classic
May 4, 2003
"OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
RE:All Future Boyfriends of Clara
official transcrift of last nights conversation
Watching Gladiator on television. Dad has taken to jump roping during commercial breaks. It's his, "new exercise." Mom declares, "Any boyfriends that come over should have to beat Dad at a jump-roping competition." Dad stops, and panting says, "No. I feel like there are other more important things," he sits down, "like whether or not he can eat jalapenos." Clara sinks into the couch for the rest of the evening, and tries to ignore her mother's theological annalysis of Gladiator, silently wishing that she would just be quiet, as her one-sided conversation with herself is disrupting Clara's suspended disbelief.
end notice.
Just to warn you."
I haven't changed much.
But, besides that, I've been thinking about
+ZAP! that fantastic game from the sixth grade.
+penguins
+el horno de microndas
+Slam Poetry
+my dying lucky bamboo
+procrastinating
+How weird it is that Laura Still's little sister Hayley and Megan Sanders' little sister Abby spent the night in my living room.
+Remusu
+Puerto Rico
+Thanksgiving Break two years ago. (walking home thinking about boys. (Acutally just one boy named Mister Johannes.)
+And then Grandma Kay.