[The video is brief: Chris is concentrating VERY HARD on driving a waggon. It is close-up, so all you see is his concentration. And....it is hard. Stupid oxen. How do you even steer 6 oxen?]

[ooc: Chris is on the trail. His waggon party consists of Hanna, Nathan (who claimed shotgun, even if you can't see him in the video (does this mean he is ( Read more... )

[Chris has been out patrolling for the day so far and he hasn't really noticed anything odd. Or rather, he's noticed quite a lot of kissing but presumably it's holiday-related? Nothing to do with him, unless it's a troop of devious kissing-pickpockets. But he doesn't find that likely, at least, not likely enough to bother with investigating any of ( Read more... )

[Filtered very badly to Solomon/hackable by babies and people hacking in their sleep]
Dr. Solomon? I...um... I think I might 'ave that thing again. Only it's dark out, I s'pose, so I'll jus'...come an' find you, yeah?
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[Police Filter]
I'm goin' on patrol now instead of later. Um. I were goin' outside t'smoke anyway so... Jus' shuffle the ( Read more... )

Chris is in the baggage car of a train and he is being shot at. There were others in there with him once--there was his CID team--but they aren't there anymore. Maybe they were gunned down when they tried to escape. He can almost remember, them deciding to finally make a run for it, him freezing. It was like he'd become a statue, or like his back ( Read more... )

[There is a robot in the square. It's Chris, and he's really not dressing any differently, but he's clearly a robot. He's got, like...visible joints and stuff, and he doesn't look entirely real. Plus, he doesn't have human eyes. He has iris and pupil-less glossy sorts of eyes that would generally light up only they're not lit up right now. His head ( Read more... )

[Chris is at his desk, drunk, head resting on his arms. The moment the clock ticks over past midnight, he frowns. Something is off. Oh. OH. RIGHT. And thus, the Network is treated to this:]

IT WERE A CURSE

A CURSE.

WERENT IN ME RIGHT MIND

[Then he groans. He needs to be more drunk. But he's out of alcohol and he doesn't want to have to get up. So he ( Read more... )

[Video turns on to reveal a very scared-looking Chris huddling in the corner between his bed and the wall. His eyes are wide enough that it's obvious that his usual mismatched green and blue eyes are, for some reason, a yellow colour. He's hyperventilating a bit and he sounds completely terrified when he speaks.]

Help! I think I'm dead!

[He is very ( Read more... )

[Chris isn't actually trying to film himself. In fact, he's just gone out onto the roof for a smoke because he tries to follow the rules actually, sometimes, and there are a lot of people who don't want him smoking inside and only one Ray. He did the thing where he accidentally sleeps at the office, so this is his first time outside today. He's not ( Read more... )

[The video is on to PROVE HE IS A MAN. He still looks mortified.]

If...if everyone could jus' sort of...pretend that what 'appened on the weekend didn't, that'd be great, ta.

Penny? I can be free anytime you are.