28. [Video]

[justcautious]

[Chris, doing his best at Public Service Announcement.]

Hullo. I'm DC Skelton with the City Police an' I s'pose there's a lot of visitors 'ere again. So, um, that's more eyes lookin' out, yeah? Jus' a moment, think I have a way to copy this in some'ow...

[He fiddles around with the device for a while and finally manages to link to this below the

Comments

/confuses Chris forever

[scousertheory]

You, with the police? Who the 'ell'd be thick enough t'believe that?

ffffff

[justcautious]

...

...what?

also, pre-end of 2x04 so's not to COMPLETELY traumatise him XD

[scousertheory]

Come off it, Ged. They'd fire you as soon as look at you.

aaaaaagh XD

[justcautious]

I...dunno what you're talkin' about. You alright, Sam?

[scousertheory]

...I dunno what you're talkin' about. You lot been at those pills again, or what?

[justcautious]

This like that Saxon bloke all over again? Look. I'm Chris. An' I am a copper and I'm not on pills.

[scousertheory]

...Yeah, all right, Ged. I know Lucy Archer's 'all of Shame isn't somethin' t'be proud of, but changin' your identity's takin' it a bit too far.

Drop it, will you?

[justcautious]

'M'not Ged. Can't drop somethin' if it's true. Anyway, who're you if you're not Sam?

[scousertheory]

...Danny.

[justcautious]

Yeah, I don't know you.

[scousertheory]

Well, you recognise me, don't you?

[justcautious]

Yeah, but that's only cos y'look like my boss, Sam Tyler. An' you said you're Danny.

[scousertheory]

'Cause I am Danny. Never even 'eard of a Sam Tyler.

[justcautious]

Exactly. And I don't know Ged.

[scousertheory]

Why else are you gonna look like 'im?

[justcautious]

I dunno. Could be a relation. I've got a badge, y'know.