The Best Shower Story Ever
So I get into the shower tonight and it's feeling really good because I have all this hot water to myself because nobody is awake and because there hasn't been any hot water in days! So anyway, I get in the shower and all of a sudden I see this fly on the wall. I say to it: nobody sees me in the shower but my boyfriend. And he just sat there, the bastard. So I was like: you ain't fly enough to stay in here. And I squashed him. Damn bug. And the shower was all the better.