Freaking Out Bride!Charlie for John
Charlie took a deep breath to try and calm herself down. Except, being a panicked Charlie, she forgot to let it out and had a coughing fit for a good two minutes. John rolled his eyes at her and 'patted' her on the back. It was more like a pound and the breath whooshed out of her, but after another deep breath (which she let out) she was fine.
"I am freaking out," she announced, as if it wasn't the most obvious thing in the world. "I am freaking out and you. are. not. helping!!"
John laughed and shrugged as he dropped down into the couch, watching her pace slowly back and forth in front of him. "What am I supposed to do? Give you a manicure? I ain't cut out for this shit."
She flashed him a thoroughly annoyed look and flipped him off, displaying her perfectly painted nail. As if she would need his help, please. "I am getting married and you're acting like it's not a big freakin' deal when it is in fact a big freakin' deal!!"
"Why?"
"'cause it's me!! And I'm getting MARRIED! How is that not a big deal?!"
Again, John shrugged. How helpful. "You and Vampire Boy have been acting married since day one. Now it's official, so what's the big deal?"
Charlie opened her mouth to say something, but then shut it quickly. There was no big deal, which Ras told her time and time again. Hearing John say the same thing just had a different effect, he was a third party observer, Ras was the fink trying to get out of marrying her.
And it wasn't like she was going to tell Ras he was right. Ha, that's good one.
"Okay fine. But if you don't catch the bouquet I'm kicking your ass." She nodded curtly as she flopped down on the couch next to him, her panic attack was over. "And no scorching the violets."
"Awh come on, Vegas, purple looks good with fire."
"I am freaking out," she announced, as if it wasn't the most obvious thing in the world. "I am freaking out and you. are. not. helping!!"
John laughed and shrugged as he dropped down into the couch, watching her pace slowly back and forth in front of him. "What am I supposed to do? Give you a manicure? I ain't cut out for this shit."
She flashed him a thoroughly annoyed look and flipped him off, displaying her perfectly painted nail. As if she would need his help, please. "I am getting married and you're acting like it's not a big freakin' deal when it is in fact a big freakin' deal!!"
"Why?"
"'cause it's me!! And I'm getting MARRIED! How is that not a big deal?!"
Again, John shrugged. How helpful. "You and Vampire Boy have been acting married since day one. Now it's official, so what's the big deal?"
Charlie opened her mouth to say something, but then shut it quickly. There was no big deal, which Ras told her time and time again. Hearing John say the same thing just had a different effect, he was a third party observer, Ras was the fink trying to get out of marrying her.
And it wasn't like she was going to tell Ras he was right. Ha, that's good one.
"Okay fine. But if you don't catch the bouquet I'm kicking your ass." She nodded curtly as she flopped down on the couch next to him, her panic attack was over. "And no scorching the violets."
"Awh come on, Vegas, purple looks good with fire."