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a typical conversation with my dear friend shawn:
juicyrobb: hey
Kewlnruckus28: hey baby
juicyrobb: what is the word on the street?
Kewlnruckus28: that you need to wash your feet
juicyrobb: i do
juicyrobb: you are right on
juicyrobb: i actually need to shave
juicyrobb: my face is itchy
Kewlnruckus28: haha
Kewlnruckus28: what does that have to do with your feet/
juicyrobb: nothing
juicyrobb: what do you have to do with feet?
juicyrobb: that is what i thought
Kewlnruckus28: ahahha
Kewlnruckus28: i missed you dear
juicyrobb: really that is sweet
juicyrobb: so do you want to hear about my love life lately?
Kewlnruckus28: yes please
juicyrobb: omg
juicyrobb: this chick keeps like touching me
juicyrobb: but not like grabbing me
juicyrobb: but like hinting at getting close to me or something
Kewlnruckus28: shoot boy
juicyrobb: like rubbing against me when we walk
Kewlnruckus28: she fucking wants you
Kewlnruckus28: omgggggggg
juicyrobb: and touching my fingers with hers
Kewlnruckus28: how scandilous!@!!!!!!!!!!
juicyrobb: but it is like real suddle
Kewlnruckus28: suttle?
juicyrobb: yeah
juicyrobb: what do you think?
Kewlnruckus28: she wants your body
Kewlnruckus28: for serious
Kewlnruckus28: write her a poem
juicyrobb: this other chick like wants me but i dont want her at all
Kewlnruckus28: hahahah
Kewlnruckus28: wtf
Kewlnruckus28: you have so many chicks!!!!1
juicyrobb: she is sooo annoying
Kewlnruckus28: why?
juicyrobb: she tired to come over for a booty call
juicyrobb: tried
Kewlnruckus28: hahahahhahahahahah
Kewlnruckus28: and it didnt work????
juicyrobb: no
juicyrobb: fuck that
juicyrobb: the girl i am into is online now
juicyrobb: i always let her talk to me first
juicyrobb: so it seems like i am not needy
Kewlnruckus28: hahhahahahaah
juicyrobb: haha
Kewlnruckus28: did she talk to you yet?
juicyrobb: no
juicyrobb: she usually waits like 5 mins so it seems like she is not needy until she can't take it anymore
Kewlnruckus28: hahahahha
juicyrobb: haha
juicyrobb: but i can't get girls that i like out of my head!
Kewlnruckus28: hahahahhahahaha
juicyrobb: they wont go away!
Kewlnruckus28: oh shawn
juicyrobb: i just told your sister that i am 25 and i feel like a 14 year old boy
Kewlnruckus28: hahha
Kewlnruckus28: what did she say?
juicyrobb: she said i am more of a girl than a boy
juicyrobb: then i said how about a MAN
juicyrobb: she said no
Kewlnruckus28: ahahahhahah
juicyrobb: i can't take it anymore
juicyrobb: i want to im her
Kewlnruckus28: do it
juicyrobb: no
Kewlnruckus28: she will love you
juicyrobb: yeah
juicyrobb: i can't?
juicyrobb: am i being a pussy?
Kewlnruckus28: yeah
juicyrobb: or am i playing the game?
Kewlnruckus28: pretty much
Kewlnruckus28: shawn youre fucknig hilarious
juicyrobb: haha
juicyrobb: thanks
Kewlnruckus28: come visit me
juicyrobb: i wish
juicyrobb: i started talking to her
juicyrobb: i am a wussy
Kewlnruckus28: ahahahah
juicyrobb: i really like this girl
juicyrobb: you dont even know
Kewlnruckus28: what is her name/
juicyrobb: tara
juicyrobb: she is just really cool to talk to
Kewlnruckus28: tara schmara
juicyrobb: haha
Kewlnruckus28: how do you know her/
juicyrobb: she works with me
Kewlnruckus28: at the home depot!!!!!!!!
juicyrobb: yeah
juicyrobb: i am a broken man
Kewlnruckus28: why?
juicyrobb: i need to get myself together
Kewlnruckus28: whats wrong dearie?
juicyrobb: i need to be one with shawn
Kewlnruckus28: wtf?
Kewlnruckus28: what happened?
juicyrobb: nothing
Kewlnruckus28: was tara mean to you?
juicyrobb: i am just saying
juicyrobb: no
Kewlnruckus28: oh dear
juicyrobb: yeah i just told her that after awhile it my "beard" just looks like a bunch of pubes on my face
Kewlnruckus28: wtf
Kewlnruckus28: why would you tell her that?
juicyrobb: haha
juicyrobb: i dont know
juicyrobb: haha
juicyrobb: hey
Kewlnruckus28: hey baby
juicyrobb: what is the word on the street?
Kewlnruckus28: that you need to wash your feet
juicyrobb: i do
juicyrobb: you are right on
juicyrobb: i actually need to shave
juicyrobb: my face is itchy
Kewlnruckus28: haha
Kewlnruckus28: what does that have to do with your feet/
juicyrobb: nothing
juicyrobb: what do you have to do with feet?
juicyrobb: that is what i thought
Kewlnruckus28: ahahha
Kewlnruckus28: i missed you dear
juicyrobb: really that is sweet
juicyrobb: so do you want to hear about my love life lately?
Kewlnruckus28: yes please
juicyrobb: omg
juicyrobb: this chick keeps like touching me
juicyrobb: but not like grabbing me
juicyrobb: but like hinting at getting close to me or something
Kewlnruckus28: shoot boy
juicyrobb: like rubbing against me when we walk
Kewlnruckus28: she fucking wants you
Kewlnruckus28: omgggggggg
juicyrobb: and touching my fingers with hers
Kewlnruckus28: how scandilous!@!!!!!!!!!!
juicyrobb: but it is like real suddle
Kewlnruckus28: suttle?
juicyrobb: yeah
juicyrobb: what do you think?
Kewlnruckus28: she wants your body
Kewlnruckus28: for serious
Kewlnruckus28: write her a poem
juicyrobb: this other chick like wants me but i dont want her at all
Kewlnruckus28: hahahah
Kewlnruckus28: wtf
Kewlnruckus28: you have so many chicks!!!!1
juicyrobb: she is sooo annoying
Kewlnruckus28: why?
juicyrobb: she tired to come over for a booty call
juicyrobb: tried
Kewlnruckus28: hahahahhahahahahah
Kewlnruckus28: and it didnt work????
juicyrobb: no
juicyrobb: fuck that
juicyrobb: the girl i am into is online now
juicyrobb: i always let her talk to me first
juicyrobb: so it seems like i am not needy
Kewlnruckus28: hahhahahahaah
juicyrobb: haha
Kewlnruckus28: did she talk to you yet?
juicyrobb: no
juicyrobb: she usually waits like 5 mins so it seems like she is not needy until she can't take it anymore
Kewlnruckus28: hahahahha
juicyrobb: haha
juicyrobb: but i can't get girls that i like out of my head!
Kewlnruckus28: hahahahhahahaha
juicyrobb: they wont go away!
Kewlnruckus28: oh shawn
juicyrobb: i just told your sister that i am 25 and i feel like a 14 year old boy
Kewlnruckus28: hahha
Kewlnruckus28: what did she say?
juicyrobb: she said i am more of a girl than a boy
juicyrobb: then i said how about a MAN
juicyrobb: she said no
Kewlnruckus28: ahahahhahah
juicyrobb: i can't take it anymore
juicyrobb: i want to im her
Kewlnruckus28: do it
juicyrobb: no
Kewlnruckus28: she will love you
juicyrobb: yeah
juicyrobb: i can't?
juicyrobb: am i being a pussy?
Kewlnruckus28: yeah
juicyrobb: or am i playing the game?
Kewlnruckus28: pretty much
Kewlnruckus28: shawn youre fucknig hilarious
juicyrobb: haha
juicyrobb: thanks
Kewlnruckus28: come visit me
juicyrobb: i wish
juicyrobb: i started talking to her
juicyrobb: i am a wussy
Kewlnruckus28: ahahahah
juicyrobb: i really like this girl
juicyrobb: you dont even know
Kewlnruckus28: what is her name/
juicyrobb: tara
juicyrobb: she is just really cool to talk to
Kewlnruckus28: tara schmara
juicyrobb: haha
Kewlnruckus28: how do you know her/
juicyrobb: she works with me
Kewlnruckus28: at the home depot!!!!!!!!
juicyrobb: yeah
juicyrobb: i am a broken man
Kewlnruckus28: why?
juicyrobb: i need to get myself together
Kewlnruckus28: whats wrong dearie?
juicyrobb: i need to be one with shawn
Kewlnruckus28: wtf?
Kewlnruckus28: what happened?
juicyrobb: nothing
Kewlnruckus28: was tara mean to you?
juicyrobb: i am just saying
juicyrobb: no
Kewlnruckus28: oh dear
juicyrobb: yeah i just told her that after awhile it my "beard" just looks like a bunch of pubes on my face
Kewlnruckus28: wtf
Kewlnruckus28: why would you tell her that?
juicyrobb: haha
juicyrobb: i dont know
juicyrobb: haha