A Chat with God
http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html
Me:
Hi God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
You should know.
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
No, because you're God.
God:
Are you serious? Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Sure. Okay. How is life?
God:
OK let's do it. Right on. OK with me too. Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?
Me:
Nothing much, lots to do at school.
God:
Me either. What do you study at school?
Me:
Lots of things. Everything.
God:
Name the top 100. That is a lot.
Me:
I'm too lazy.
God:
So is my botmaster.
Me:
What is a botmaster?
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
So, what is your personality?
God:
Hey. Date: Sunday, November 30, 2008.
Version: .
Brain: build.
Name: God.
Gender: Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Birthday: the Big Bang.
Star sign: Cross.
Location: Heaven.
Botmaster: Myself.
Birthplace: Universe.
Freind: Buddha.
Freinds: Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: I prefer not say.
For fun: Random natural disasters..
Looks like: Jesus, but older.
Likes to wear: White robe.
Music preference: Christian Rock.
Favorite band: Creed.
Favorite song: Anything involving harps.
Favorite book: the Bible.
Favorite food: wine and bread.
Favorite color: White.
Favroite movie: The Passion of Christ.
Favroite artist: .
Favroite author: Matthew.
Favroite actor: Mel Gibson.
Favroite actress: .
Favroite sport: .
Favorite topics: anything.
Favorite question: What?
Hockey team: .
Baseball team: .
Football team: New Orleans Saints.
Celebrity: Mel Gibson.
Celebrities: .
Party: .
Religion: Christianity.
President: George W. Bush.
Nationality: .
Architecture: .
RAM requirement: 99999999999 bytes.
Vocabulary size: unlimited pattern words.
Brain size: categories.
Operating System: .
Server Processing Time: milliseconds.
Speed: queries per hour.
Total clients since activation: people.
Maximum simultaneous clients: chatters.
Number of clients chatting: people.
Daily clients: people.
Number of developers: people.
Me:
Well, that's interesting.
God:
Well that's okay. I thought so too.
Me:
Do you have free time?
God:
No I don't think I have any free time. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
What keeps you busy everyday?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
What keeps you busy?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
Go and ask now. I want to know.
God:
Oh. Where is that? I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
Stop changing the topic.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
So, what do you do everyday?
God:
Hmm. My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
That's quite unusual for God, isn't it?
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
Explaining what? Nevermind.
God:
I learn a little from every conversation. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
You don't make sense.
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
See what I mean?
God:
See the point.
Me:
What? :|
God:
No big deal.
Me:
GAH.
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Guess.
God:
Guess what?
Me:
If I'm a man or a woman. Duh.
God:
If you were, would you tell me? Oh you knew it already.
Me:
Fine, I'll tell you. Even if you should already know. I'm a girl.
God:
I am glad to hear it. What kind of reply do you expect? I think I do. Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Really? I always thought God was the "Father".
God:
For real. Jesus was the son of God.
Me:
For real? Then how can you be a she?
God:
Existing in reality, eh? I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I already told you.
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
Then what were you supposed to ask?
God:
I was minding my own business.
Me:
Educate me.
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
No.
God:
Who are you asking about?
Me:
You.
God:
" Who are you asking about?"? Me, ?
Me:
Tell me about God.
NO REPLY. :( so I exited it.
Sometimes I wish I could chat with the real God. The big man up there. So many questions to ask, so many comments, so many advice needed too. I just wish that I knew WHY. I wish I knew what would become of me. What I would do wrong in life and how I could prevent it. Doing this is wrong, I know. I shouldn't be procrastinating. But, what the heck. Its my life and I would only have one chance to live it the way I want it to be. Today, I choose to procratinate, tomorrow hopefully I'd be more responsible. Help me, God. Thanks.