Ok fuckheads i have a job for you all:
This is Monika, she needs to get to Canada (yes that rymed congratulations to me)
Since she owns all of you and you know how much I love the border hopping business you are to give me $5 EACH which i will give to Monika. If you do not, ill chop your balls off with a slingblade, if you do not have balls you will become flat chested
and im dead serious she really needs the money, and most of you are suburban snobs w/ cash oozing out of your ass so dont say you dont have any.
may the money sending begin