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ok so lets give a little bit of an update...
heres something kinda gross to share..
was at walmart... standing waiting to get lunch meat. there was 2 women in the deli and a guy with his two kids in front of me so he asked for pepperoni and the woman slices it and goes to bag it..
heres where the funny part comes in she was struggling a little bit to open the plastic zip bag and then proceeded to use her mouth to open the ziplock part.. i just stood there shocked...
the guy says ma'am im sorry but im not taking. She looks shocked that he says that and asks him why. He tells her that she put her mouth on it and then put his food in it. She gets upset and says its not like i licked your food. He says he wants new stuff she opens a new bag and moved the pepperoni. Of course that really didnt do anything... he wanted new meat which i agree with him I would too!
So she cuts new meat and gives that to him then he says he wants maple ham and she picks up maple turkey he tried to correct her and she turns around..slams the turkey down and yells is this because im black!!
he got so pissed he said forget and walked away..
and i was like i hope i dont get her i hope i dont get her..
49
DAMNIT thats my number!!
so instead of being professional and dropping it she continues to bitch about what an idiot the guy was... i was totally floored and honestly there was a good 10 mins of loud bitching for everyone to hear
my wal-mart has some winners ;)
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on another note..
saw a commercial on tv for ditropan xl and thats a prescription for overactive bladder
and i have to admit that i find prescription commercials hilarious when they mention the side effects to the pill...
so for this pill the side effects are:
dry mouth- so you drink more and you end up peeing more
constipation- no pooping for you
drowsiness- forget activities your too tired for them
diarrhea- so either your never going or always going
blurred vision- have the toilet paper close cause you wont be able to see it
dry eyes- seems like its drying your insides out
dizziness-fun stuff!
runny nose- looks like you need more tissues and tp for your ass and nose!
and then the kicker to this commercial...
Do not take DITROPAN XL if you have certain types of urinary problems
Well isnt that the POINT!!!
heres another one about anti depression pill
heres the list of side effects.. and these ones a good one!
upset stomach- but hey at least your happy with a stomach ache
drowsiness-sleepy sleepy happy happy
excitement- because your not suicidal anymore
difficulty falling asleep or staying asleep- woohoo at least your happy!
nightmares- about being depressed again so thank god for this pill
dry mouth- if your taking the pee pill this is a double whammy
changes in appetite or weight- your gonna get fat... but you'll be a happy fat
constipation-push push push... nothing...
difficulty urinating- ok do i have trouble or am i going alot
frequent urination - see above
blurred vision- look your almost blind but sooo happy!
changes in sex drive or ability- no more ass for your happy ass
excessive sweating- thats something thats sooo sexy!
haha bottom line is no pill comes without a price and i think to myself... if your depressed are those freaking side effects really worth not feeling depressed..i think i might become more depressed..
oh well thats all for now
pennys licking something... what could it be hahahahaha
later gators!
heres something kinda gross to share..
was at walmart... standing waiting to get lunch meat. there was 2 women in the deli and a guy with his two kids in front of me so he asked for pepperoni and the woman slices it and goes to bag it..
heres where the funny part comes in she was struggling a little bit to open the plastic zip bag and then proceeded to use her mouth to open the ziplock part.. i just stood there shocked...
the guy says ma'am im sorry but im not taking. She looks shocked that he says that and asks him why. He tells her that she put her mouth on it and then put his food in it. She gets upset and says its not like i licked your food. He says he wants new stuff she opens a new bag and moved the pepperoni. Of course that really didnt do anything... he wanted new meat which i agree with him I would too!
So she cuts new meat and gives that to him then he says he wants maple ham and she picks up maple turkey he tried to correct her and she turns around..slams the turkey down and yells is this because im black!!
he got so pissed he said forget and walked away..
and i was like i hope i dont get her i hope i dont get her..
49
DAMNIT thats my number!!
so instead of being professional and dropping it she continues to bitch about what an idiot the guy was... i was totally floored and honestly there was a good 10 mins of loud bitching for everyone to hear
my wal-mart has some winners ;)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
on another note..
saw a commercial on tv for ditropan xl and thats a prescription for overactive bladder
and i have to admit that i find prescription commercials hilarious when they mention the side effects to the pill...
so for this pill the side effects are:
dry mouth- so you drink more and you end up peeing more
constipation- no pooping for you
drowsiness- forget activities your too tired for them
diarrhea- so either your never going or always going
blurred vision- have the toilet paper close cause you wont be able to see it
dry eyes- seems like its drying your insides out
dizziness-fun stuff!
runny nose- looks like you need more tissues and tp for your ass and nose!
and then the kicker to this commercial...
Do not take DITROPAN XL if you have certain types of urinary problems
Well isnt that the POINT!!!
heres another one about anti depression pill
heres the list of side effects.. and these ones a good one!
upset stomach- but hey at least your happy with a stomach ache
drowsiness-sleepy sleepy happy happy
excitement- because your not suicidal anymore
difficulty falling asleep or staying asleep- woohoo at least your happy!
nightmares- about being depressed again so thank god for this pill
dry mouth- if your taking the pee pill this is a double whammy
changes in appetite or weight- your gonna get fat... but you'll be a happy fat
constipation-push push push... nothing...
difficulty urinating- ok do i have trouble or am i going alot
frequent urination - see above
blurred vision- look your almost blind but sooo happy!
changes in sex drive or ability- no more ass for your happy ass
excessive sweating- thats something thats sooo sexy!
haha bottom line is no pill comes without a price and i think to myself... if your depressed are those freaking side effects really worth not feeling depressed..i think i might become more depressed..
oh well thats all for now
pennys licking something... what could it be hahahahaha
later gators!