That Search and Rescue thing may have made me (more) obnoxious
So, it's the midyear compliance training season at All Your Phones Are Belong To Us (Yes, Even That One,) and we just took the second episode of Emergency Preparedness, where a bearded bald actor in a black T-shirt that says "Disaster" torments a nice young man in a suit and tie with the jacket off because we're all just friends here, talking about tornadoes, floods, earthquakes and terror attacks.
I am now in the process of torturing our floor warden with the fact that someone who hasn't worked here in nine months is still listed as a "searcher" in the emergency plans and no, he may not put me in there because (a) I am a Cobb County Search & Rescue monkey and we are not in Cobb County; and (b) I am routinely the first person in the church parking lot across the street in an emergency because I don't play when the alarm goes off.
If they push the issue, of course I'll be a searcher, but I insist on the company buying my safety swag gear, including an air-conditioned hard hat.
I am now in the process of torturing our floor warden with the fact that someone who hasn't worked here in nine months is still listed as a "searcher" in the emergency plans and no, he may not put me in there because (a) I am a Cobb County Search & Rescue monkey and we are not in Cobb County; and (b) I am routinely the first person in the church parking lot across the street in an emergency because I don't play when the alarm goes off.
If they push the issue, of course I'll be a searcher, but I insist on the company buying my safety swag gear, including an air-conditioned hard hat.