seven shades of red

Mar 30, 2006 21:06

i will kill my recruiter when i get back from boot. oh man. i should be embarrassed. heres how it went:

Sgt: wheres your phone?
h: in my purse
Sgt: get it, i want to see your phone
h: okay... why?
Sgt: i gotta check up on you.
::few seconds later::
h: are you going through my text messages...?

and thats how it all began. luckily i deleted most of them the other day, but its the ones ive saved that are the embarrassing ones.

Sgt: ::shocked look::
h: lemmie guess... bryson?
Sgt: i dont know, it starts with a 'hey baby' and ends with a 'me?'
h: oh no.... its just bryson, he's harmless.

*the text im refering to says: hey baby will you have sex with me?

::later on::
Sgt: now is when it gets good. lets look at your sent messages.
h: im a boring text sender. im not worried here.
Sgt: HA! 'its okay babe. call me. i love you.' whats all that about!?!

lol. my life is humorous.
now morrissey thinks im a bad kid... dont respond to that.
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