My god, what I wouldn't give to actually get this fortune cookie during my next visit to the chinese buffet.
Your Fortune Is
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator Told you my birthday pwned yours. :P
Your Birthdate: January 1
You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet.
You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily.
Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail.
You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details.
Your strength: Your supreme genius
Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity
Your power color: Gold
Your power symbol: Star
Your power month: January
What Does Your Birth Date Mean? This friggin figures, that I was a whale in a past life. That would explain my ass... and the fact that it's finally reached maximum capacity, heh.
Your Animal Personality
Your Power Animal: Eagle
Animal You Were in a Past Life: Whale
You are active, a challenger, and optimistic.
Hard-working, you are always working towards a set goal.
The Animal Personality Test Bow-chicka-dow-mow??
Your Pimp Name Is...
G-string Dazzle
What's Your Pimp Name? Muahahahahahaha! FEAR ME!!!!! *snickers*
You Are 70% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You? Hmm. Is this true??
Your Birth Month is January
You are a natural leader who is able to stand up when no one else can.
Strong and powerful, you tend to overshadow those around you.
Your soul reflects: deep love, fascination with life, and a distinctive persona
Your gemstone: Garnet
Your flower: Snowdrop
Your colors: Black, dark red, and dark blue
What Does Your Birth Month Mean?