Mar 21, 2006 22:34
My god... this is the best idea ever. *salutes the Em*
Ten Things.
┣ List 10 things you want to say to people but know you never will.
┣ Don't say who they are.
┣ Disable comments.
┗ Never discuss it again.
1. You're bipolar. Or manic-depressive. Or some other crazy thing. Seek help, seek it quickly, and stop leaving me those god-awful mails. I have no degree in psychology, and clearly you are beyond my help.
2. Not everything is about you. Hell, most things aren't. Get over yourself.
3. I love you more than words could ever express, my best friend, my soul mate.
4. I wish you would stand up for yourself, be heard, and stop allowing everyone to walk all over you. You're one of the most beautiful people I've ever known, and frankly the advantages that you allow to be taken of yourself make me ill.
5. Hypocritical lying piece of trash lacking all integrity. I wish you would just fade from existence, but sadly I'm stuck hearing your name over and over again at every turn.
6. You hurt me on such a deep level, and you'll never understand the extent of the damage done by your words.
7. I'm so sorry, but I did it anyway, knowing it would hurt you.
8. I miss you so much I can hardly see straight.
9. You are absolutely brilliant, and I think I can honestly say I'm better off having known you.
10. You are not a god. You aren't even a demi-god. Psh, you're not even a speck of anything good. You suck. Utterly. Open up your eyes, and maybe you'll realize that suddenly, everyone fucking hates you.