Even the wicked can be nice. :P
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I gave svid a kidney (1000 points). Last month chaoticlionel and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I gave secluded_fear a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for kiisu_san (-10 points). In November on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been nice (950 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
justalilwicked