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[justagopher]

Someone either stole or threw out my bag that had all my clean underwear in it.

Thanks. Thanks a lot, whoever it was. Now I have to wash the one that I'm wearing everyday and walk around commando while they dry. You've just made everyone's day so much brighter. I hope you're very proud of yourself, whoever you are, you underwear thief. Now I know

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[umguysisthis]

*stares*

[justagopher]

Uh... hi?

[umguysisthis]

*coughs and squeaks*
I'm sorry for your loss. I hope you find your u-underwear soon.
*runs away*

[justagopher]

*looks confused, then suddenly the realization dawns--*

H-Hey, wait! I'm actually wearing underwear right now! ...damnit.

*so embarrassed luls*

[umguysisthis]

*cannot hear him, too far away~*