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[justafish]

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart.
Get wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full of credit cards.
Gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn.
Gonna get me a tee-shirt
With the alligator on.

Only one more item on that list to get, the rest are in the bag. Haven't had a shirt like that in years, but what the hell?

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[needfulthings]

But then the final question must be asked: would you be willing to stop working in the fields to become an Amway distributor.

Oh, and you also need a ja-ja-jaaaa....jacuzzi in the backyard.

[justafish]

1. No, Amway can't be as satisfying as mindless manual labor, and then where would I get really fresh produce?

2. No backyard. We do have a basement and a patio, though. I can look into it.