Jeopardy Guy
So the most compelling piece of news today, according to AOL and given the central spot on the aol.com website is how Ken Jennings, the guy who was on jeopardy for like ever and won a shitload of money, bad-mouthed Alec Trebec. Did he give a deep hearted account of how Trebec raped him after the show every day? Did he confess that Trebec beat him into losing on purpose? No, his hatred for the show went so far as to say that the categories are predictable and that Trebec is cyborg-like in his hosting. Let me illuminate something for you America, HE WAS JOKING. HE WAS BEING FUNNY. THIS DOES NOT DESERVE a first-place spot on the news. It's like the news is just trying to fuck up people's lives. That's not cool. Ken Jennings didn't mean anything by it.
Meanwhile, the news that Lance Bass of N'sync IS GAY WAS TOTALLY UNDERPLAYED! HERE'S YOUR FIRST PLACE, FRONT PAGE STORY, AMERICA! Where have our priorities gone!?
Meanwhile, the news that Lance Bass of N'sync IS GAY WAS TOTALLY UNDERPLAYED! HERE'S YOUR FIRST PLACE, FRONT PAGE STORY, AMERICA! Where have our priorities gone!?