quel journee...and its not eve dinner yet!
So I went Christmas shopping. At Easton. At the WalMart as Easton. Everything bad everyone has ever said about Walmart and Walmart shoppers is true. The only nice person in the vicinity was the greeter/security guard. When I was looking for a parking spot I had to pause and laugh at this ridiculous looking middle aged guy in a red mustang, he looked like a greaseball mechanic (stereotype, but so true). A yellow delivery truck pulled out in front of him while the mustang was stopped. The mustang driver's face went from grotesque singing snarl to vicious I will kill you snarl in an instant. He blew his horn and continued to lay on it for the next minute, no exaggeration, honestly. So I was like wow, gotta get away from him. I turned down the next row to find a parking spot and unbeknownst to me the mustant was two cars ahead. Walmart has those aisles which are supposed to be one ways and a car was backing out of its spot the wrong way, and came out facing the mustang. The guy laid on his horn Again and would not back up or move an inch so the car could get by, so it had to pull back into its spot and let the asshole pass.
Another car incident: I was driving thru Easton and I was stopped at a red light. A car pulled up and a little ahead of my side, it was a red car with a little bit of decal work and one of those horrible looking spoilers. All of a sudden I hear these two really loud engine revs. I was like oh geez, that guy has to be joking. Then I looked out of the corner of my eye and saw behind the red car a brand new black lambourgini (yeah, but who can spell it??). The last time I saw lines that sleek were when the Asians were lining up for library passes.
-my first thought: he was revving to make fun of that dumb red car, which prob pissed itself like that car commercial
-second thought: maybe its a middle aged geek who was revving to impress any young girls in the vicinity
-third thought: who cares, awesome car
I went to the GameStop and bought some christmas presents. I saw something for myself: an xbox horse racing game. I was soooooo excited. I got it for $20 and rushed home to play it. Opened the box...no game...WTF????!!! I wanna play horse riding!!!!!!!!!! I am gonna call them and I WILL get compensation. You'll see
Another car incident: I was driving thru Easton and I was stopped at a red light. A car pulled up and a little ahead of my side, it was a red car with a little bit of decal work and one of those horrible looking spoilers. All of a sudden I hear these two really loud engine revs. I was like oh geez, that guy has to be joking. Then I looked out of the corner of my eye and saw behind the red car a brand new black lambourgini (yeah, but who can spell it??). The last time I saw lines that sleek were when the Asians were lining up for library passes.
-my first thought: he was revving to make fun of that dumb red car, which prob pissed itself like that car commercial
-second thought: maybe its a middle aged geek who was revving to impress any young girls in the vicinity
-third thought: who cares, awesome car
I went to the GameStop and bought some christmas presents. I saw something for myself: an xbox horse racing game. I was soooooo excited. I got it for $20 and rushed home to play it. Opened the box...no game...WTF????!!! I wanna play horse riding!!!!!!!!!! I am gonna call them and I WILL get compensation. You'll see