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So Im standing outside smoking a ciggy at like 1 today and suddenly the night manager comes walking around the corner with an absolutely beautiful girl. Im standing there trying not to stare and thinking damn, when she(night manager) looks and me and says "would you mind if we looked at your apartment". Now for anyone that doesnt know my place looks like crap right now becuase I dont have any furniture and Ive been a little lazy. So there I am standing looking tired and confused with no shirt and a dirty pair of shorts on thinking "not while my apartment and I look like crap". But of course I said yes. So they walk over and we get to talking while I finish my stoke. It turns out super cute girl (about 5 foot 2 black hair green eyes perfect everything) is moving here with here from spain to attend UWF. Yes, I know its hard to believe but its true. From spain! Hot accent no tan lines beautiful forign girl. Shes moving here and looking for a one person apartment. Thats right, just her nobody else. So I kill the smoke and in we walk. Junk thrown about everywhere, dirty dishes in the sink, dirty sink from me rushing this morning, and to top it all off there is a stack of porn sitting by the TV. I knew I should have tossed it or stuck it someplace or something. So they walk in look a little weirded out and walk out. So yea I think I ruined it with the hot spanish chick. I think the lesson we learned today is always look your best and keep your place looking amazing so hot spanish girls will think you're sexy and want to make out with you.