Meme ± 100 Questions (IC-ish)
» Part 1: The Basics «
1. What is your full name?
Glitch. It's not my proper name but I...I don't remember.
2. Where and when were you born?
I don't remember. My childhood is pretty much gone so I'm...I'm going to skip a few things here, if that's all right.
3. Who are/were your parents?
4. Do you have any siblings?
5. Where do you live now, and with whom?
Taxon. With a bunch of vampires people.
6. What is your occupation?
Headcase Convict Traitor Adviser to the queen.
7. Write a full physical description of yourself.You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
Me? Well, I'm pale, and I have dark hair that's curly, there's this one lock always falling over my left eye. Right eye. Both. Most of it is matted and sticks out all over the place because I can't really take care of it. Um. My eyes are brown, I think. I'm not too tall or too short. And there's a zipper.
8. To which social class do you belong?
I...I guess I'm a nobleman? I was a member of the court, back when there was a court but now I'm just a headcase.
9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
My sinuses hurt sometimes, from pollen. Or dust. Or maybe kittens.
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
Right.
11. What does your voice sound like?
Loud, unless it's quiet. A little raspy, probably because I talk a lot.
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
Conjunctions.
13. What do you have in your pockets?
A viewdisc, some buttons, a hankerchief, half a platinum, two screws, some other stuff, and my tablet.
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
...oh cripes.
» Part 2: Growing Up «
15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
I don't remember any of it. More skipping, I'm afraid.
16. What is your earliest memory?
17. How much schooling have you had?
I had to have graduated from university. I must have, I'm sure of it.
18. Did you enjoy school?
I can guess yes, I did.
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
20. While growing up, did you have any role models?
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Leona, she was a lovely lass...
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
I would certainly hope not! No, I'm not, I know I'm not I just...don't. Damn it.
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
The Sun Seeder. The Sorceress wanted the Sun Seeder but I couldn't let her have it, I never talked, I never never gave it to her. She had to...take it. And she did.
» Part 3: Past Influences «
29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Being headcased.
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
Her Majesty, Queen...she has beautiful lavender eyes.
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Surviving.
32. What is your greatest regret?
I don't know. Probably not recognizing what was wrong with Azkadee.
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
...it was him or me. That's not evil though, is it- wait, what?
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
I ain't no convict.
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
Jumping off that cliff was pretty scary. I'm sure there's worse but I don't remember, thank Ozma.
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
Ha! Don't remember that either, lucky me!
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
Somehow, some way, I'd stop her before she went too far.
38. What is your best memory?
DG's smile.
39. What is your worst memory?
Whatever Raw pulled up in the mirror.
» Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions «
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Optimist.
41. What is your greatest fear?
That they'll come back for the rest of it.
42. What are your religious views?
I may be a man of science but I take comfort in Ozma's grace and Glinda's goodness.
43. What are your political views?
You'll find no one more loyal to the house of Gale.
44. What are your views on sex?
I'm not opposed to it, but it's been a while since I've enjoyed it. To put it delicately.
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
I think so. I'd much rather just beat the stuffing out of someone but to protect myself or my friends...maybe. Yes.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Make other people live in fear.
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
True love, maybe, but I don't think there's only one person out there for everyone. What if you never find each other?
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
Happiness.
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
I'm not good with lying, because I forget that I'm doing it. I can exaggerate, sure, but outright making things up is really really hard.
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Doesn't everyone?
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
I'm sure there is, of course there is.
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
I already pretty much died for queen and country, so I'd...maybe do it again. Or for DG.
» Part 5: Relationships With Others «
53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
I try to treat strangers (and pretty much everyone is a stranger) politely, unless they have big blinky mean-evil-nasty warning signs on them. I tend to just avoid those people. But...I'll be nice to you, and maybe you'll be nice to me. Or you'll be mean to me and I'll be unpleasant right back!
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Is it...is it selfish to say that I am? Well, not me, but me-before. The guy who can fill in all those blanks up there.
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
Right now it might be Cain. He had his own concerns. He didn't have to come with us, or help us, or shoot that mobat protect us, but he did anyway.
56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
DG, Cain, and Raw. I haven't known them long but they're...the best friends I can remember. DG's the princess we thought was dead, I knew her before, and she's brave and funny is a good hugger. Cain's not much of a hugger, but he is a good guy, even if he's cranky. He's got reason. A lot of reasons. And Raw, well, I don't think Raw's as much of a coward as he thinks he is.
I miss them.
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
Oh gods, I don't know. Wouldn't it be awful if I did and forgot about them?
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
I think so. I hope so. I don't know.
59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
I can't remember ever looking but...they'd have to be patient. Really, amazingly patient because I'm me and I can't help it. And kind, and with a sense of humor. And it'd be great if they could cook. Or just, you know, love me for me.
60. How close are you to your family?
Define "family."
61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
I don't know if I have any children of my own, but when they were little I think the princesses were like nieces. I do like kids, though, but I'm not really father material. I'd forget where I put them and...no.
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
My friends.
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
Cain. He's got a gun and can look really threatening.
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
...oh I hope they miss me too. Or, no, I don't hope they miss me, hoping for people to feel that way is awful. But I'm sure they would. Well, DG would, sure.
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
That alchemist. Raynz. He's in the only nightmares I remember.
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
A little of both? If I think I can focus long enough to win the argument then I'll tough it out, but I try to be nonconfrontational. You get hurt less that way.
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
No.
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
Not really. I get confused easy so it's better to avoid crowds.
69. Do you care what others think of you?
Not really, unless what they think might impact me. Literally.
» Part 6: Likes And Dislikes «
70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
Dancing.
71. What is your most treasured possession?
My coat. It's all I have of me-before.
72. What is your favorite color?
It changes a lot. Shiny?
73. What is your favorite food?
Apples. Muglug. Anything, really.
74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
Anything. I may not remember what I read once I put it down but I like the...thing. I like reading.
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
Music, dancing...theater. Huh. There hasn't been much of that for a while.
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
I might have smoked at one point? I don't remember. I don't mind a drink, but I worry about brain cells, you know? Don't have many to spare.
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
I'm not sure I have a "typical" Saturday night.
78. What makes you laugh?
Bad jokes, puppies, myself, the unexpected.
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
I've seen too much to be offended, probably, can't remember the last time I was. Cruelty is always shocking, though.
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
Eat. Read. Walk. In that order.
81. How do you deal with stress?
By forgetting about it. It's not that hard, really.
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
Spontaneous.
83. What are your pet peeves?
Being underestimated, and people being mean to animals.
» Part 7: Self Images And Etc. «
84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
I don't really have a routine. Wake up, remember who I am, try and figure out where I am, then stuff happens and I find some place to sleep.
85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
My loyalty.
86. What is your greatest weakness?
Having only half a brain.
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I want it back.
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Extroverted.
89. Are you generally organized or messy?
Messy. Look at me, I'm a disaster.
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
GOOD:
- dancing
- making people laugh
- looking on the bright side
BAD:
- remembering things
- shutting up when I'm supposed to
- staying out of trouble
91. Do you like yourself?
I suppose I do, end of the day.
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons...)
I really wasn't an adventurer until DG came along, I was just...meandering. But now we're trying to save the world, stop Azkadee, find DG's parents- wow, that's a lot of work. Really I'm just a guy hoping to find his brain, and I've never been shy about telling people that.
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
Save the world. And get my brain back.
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Happy. How else would you want to see yourself?
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
In my sleep. A very, very long time from now.
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
Dance with someone pretty, eat a LOT of custard, and take a long, hot bath, the kind where you need to refill the tub with hot water maybe twice.
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
I don't know. Maybe something I haven't done yet.
98. What three words best describe your personality?
funny, loyal, nice
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
It really, really depends on who you ask. "Annoying" and "forgetful" are bound to come up though.
100. If you could, what advice would you, the protagonist give to your antagonist? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice...)
So you've got an army, and magic, and and scary mobats, but that's not going to be enough to stop us. DG wants her sister back, and her mom and dad, and we're going to make sure she gets them. It'd probably be a good idea to just give up now before you end up melted.
Again.
[knaogbnsogbw so many blanks so much emo D: ]
1. What is your full name?
Glitch. It's not my proper name but I...I don't remember.
2. Where and when were you born?
I don't remember. My childhood is pretty much gone so I'm...I'm going to skip a few things here, if that's all right.
3. Who are/were your parents?
4. Do you have any siblings?
5. Where do you live now, and with whom?
Taxon. With a bunch of vampires people.
6. What is your occupation?
Headcase Convict Traitor Adviser to the queen.
7. Write a full physical description of yourself.You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
Me? Well, I'm pale, and I have dark hair that's curly, there's this one lock always falling over my left eye. Right eye. Both. Most of it is matted and sticks out all over the place because I can't really take care of it. Um. My eyes are brown, I think. I'm not too tall or too short. And there's a zipper.
8. To which social class do you belong?
I...I guess I'm a nobleman? I was a member of the court, back when there was a court but now I'm just a headcase.
9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
My sinuses hurt sometimes, from pollen. Or dust. Or maybe kittens.
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
Right.
11. What does your voice sound like?
Loud, unless it's quiet. A little raspy, probably because I talk a lot.
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
Conjunctions.
13. What do you have in your pockets?
A viewdisc, some buttons, a hankerchief, half a platinum, two screws, some other stuff, and my tablet.
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
...oh cripes.
» Part 2: Growing Up «
15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
I don't remember any of it. More skipping, I'm afraid.
16. What is your earliest memory?
17. How much schooling have you had?
I had to have graduated from university. I must have, I'm sure of it.
18. Did you enjoy school?
I can guess yes, I did.
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
20. While growing up, did you have any role models?
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Leona, she was a lovely lass...
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
I would certainly hope not! No, I'm not, I know I'm not I just...don't. Damn it.
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
The Sun Seeder. The Sorceress wanted the Sun Seeder but I couldn't let her have it, I never talked, I never never gave it to her. She had to...take it. And she did.
» Part 3: Past Influences «
29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Being headcased.
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
Her Majesty, Queen...she has beautiful lavender eyes.
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Surviving.
32. What is your greatest regret?
I don't know. Probably not recognizing what was wrong with Azkadee.
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
...it was him or me. That's not evil though, is it- wait, what?
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
I ain't no convict.
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
Jumping off that cliff was pretty scary. I'm sure there's worse but I don't remember, thank Ozma.
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
Ha! Don't remember that either, lucky me!
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
Somehow, some way, I'd stop her before she went too far.
38. What is your best memory?
DG's smile.
39. What is your worst memory?
Whatever Raw pulled up in the mirror.
» Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions «
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Optimist.
41. What is your greatest fear?
That they'll come back for the rest of it.
42. What are your religious views?
I may be a man of science but I take comfort in Ozma's grace and Glinda's goodness.
43. What are your political views?
You'll find no one more loyal to the house of Gale.
44. What are your views on sex?
I'm not opposed to it, but it's been a while since I've enjoyed it. To put it delicately.
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
I think so. I'd much rather just beat the stuffing out of someone but to protect myself or my friends...maybe. Yes.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Make other people live in fear.
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
True love, maybe, but I don't think there's only one person out there for everyone. What if you never find each other?
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
Happiness.
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
I'm not good with lying, because I forget that I'm doing it. I can exaggerate, sure, but outright making things up is really really hard.
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Doesn't everyone?
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
I'm sure there is, of course there is.
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
I already pretty much died for queen and country, so I'd...maybe do it again. Or for DG.
» Part 5: Relationships With Others «
53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
I try to treat strangers (and pretty much everyone is a stranger) politely, unless they have big blinky mean-evil-nasty warning signs on them. I tend to just avoid those people. But...I'll be nice to you, and maybe you'll be nice to me. Or you'll be mean to me and I'll be unpleasant right back!
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Is it...is it selfish to say that I am? Well, not me, but me-before. The guy who can fill in all those blanks up there.
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
Right now it might be Cain. He had his own concerns. He didn't have to come with us, or help us, or shoot that mobat protect us, but he did anyway.
56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
DG, Cain, and Raw. I haven't known them long but they're...the best friends I can remember. DG's the princess we thought was dead, I knew her before, and she's brave and funny is a good hugger. Cain's not much of a hugger, but he is a good guy, even if he's cranky. He's got reason. A lot of reasons. And Raw, well, I don't think Raw's as much of a coward as he thinks he is.
I miss them.
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
Oh gods, I don't know. Wouldn't it be awful if I did and forgot about them?
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
I think so. I hope so. I don't know.
59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
I can't remember ever looking but...they'd have to be patient. Really, amazingly patient because I'm me and I can't help it. And kind, and with a sense of humor. And it'd be great if they could cook. Or just, you know, love me for me.
60. How close are you to your family?
Define "family."
61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
I don't know if I have any children of my own, but when they were little I think the princesses were like nieces. I do like kids, though, but I'm not really father material. I'd forget where I put them and...no.
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
My friends.
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
Cain. He's got a gun and can look really threatening.
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
...oh I hope they miss me too. Or, no, I don't hope they miss me, hoping for people to feel that way is awful. But I'm sure they would. Well, DG would, sure.
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
That alchemist. Raynz. He's in the only nightmares I remember.
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
A little of both? If I think I can focus long enough to win the argument then I'll tough it out, but I try to be nonconfrontational. You get hurt less that way.
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
No.
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
Not really. I get confused easy so it's better to avoid crowds.
69. Do you care what others think of you?
Not really, unless what they think might impact me. Literally.
» Part 6: Likes And Dislikes «
70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
Dancing.
71. What is your most treasured possession?
My coat. It's all I have of me-before.
72. What is your favorite color?
It changes a lot. Shiny?
73. What is your favorite food?
Apples. Muglug. Anything, really.
74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
Anything. I may not remember what I read once I put it down but I like the...thing. I like reading.
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
Music, dancing...theater. Huh. There hasn't been much of that for a while.
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
I might have smoked at one point? I don't remember. I don't mind a drink, but I worry about brain cells, you know? Don't have many to spare.
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
I'm not sure I have a "typical" Saturday night.
78. What makes you laugh?
Bad jokes, puppies, myself, the unexpected.
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
I've seen too much to be offended, probably, can't remember the last time I was. Cruelty is always shocking, though.
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
Eat. Read. Walk. In that order.
81. How do you deal with stress?
By forgetting about it. It's not that hard, really.
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
Spontaneous.
83. What are your pet peeves?
Being underestimated, and people being mean to animals.
» Part 7: Self Images And Etc. «
84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
I don't really have a routine. Wake up, remember who I am, try and figure out where I am, then stuff happens and I find some place to sleep.
85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
My loyalty.
86. What is your greatest weakness?
Having only half a brain.
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I want it back.
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Extroverted.
89. Are you generally organized or messy?
Messy. Look at me, I'm a disaster.
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
GOOD:
- dancing
- making people laugh
- looking on the bright side
BAD:
- remembering things
- shutting up when I'm supposed to
- staying out of trouble
91. Do you like yourself?
I suppose I do, end of the day.
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons...)
I really wasn't an adventurer until DG came along, I was just...meandering. But now we're trying to save the world, stop Azkadee, find DG's parents- wow, that's a lot of work. Really I'm just a guy hoping to find his brain, and I've never been shy about telling people that.
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
Save the world. And get my brain back.
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Happy. How else would you want to see yourself?
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
In my sleep. A very, very long time from now.
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
Dance with someone pretty, eat a LOT of custard, and take a long, hot bath, the kind where you need to refill the tub with hot water maybe twice.
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
I don't know. Maybe something I haven't done yet.
98. What three words best describe your personality?
funny, loyal, nice
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
It really, really depends on who you ask. "Annoying" and "forgetful" are bound to come up though.
100. If you could, what advice would you, the protagonist give to your antagonist? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice...)
So you've got an army, and magic, and and scary mobats, but that's not going to be enough to stop us. DG wants her sister back, and her mom and dad, and we're going to make sure she gets them. It'd probably be a good idea to just give up now before you end up melted.
Again.
[knaogbnsogbw so many blanks so much emo D: ]