Three things...
So I couldn't sleep last night so I broke out my Dark Angel DVDs and I have this to say:
1) It's been awhile since I watched these, and while I knew intellectually that I had wanted Max and Alex to have freaky heat induced sex and make pretty, pretty babies and live happily ever after together in freak town, I really had forgotten the shear power of their meant-to-be-ness and the serious, scorching hotness of the two of them together. I now want them to have 18 thousand babies in a test tube in addition to whatever babies she might happen to make with Alec from all the dirty, hot sex they should be having every night/day/time they get stuck in a closet together for an hour. I'm just saying. HOT.
2) I recently read Food Porn by unreckless, a J2 AU where they are chefs (which was so very, very good) and Jensen has a genius kid. Who is the genius kid's mother, you ask? Jessica Alba. I am now left wondering why there is not more RPS with this most delicious of het J-twos. She's like the perfect ex for him. She should *always* be the mother of his children. Seriously. They are so hot just standing next to each other. Can you imagine the pretty that would be their child?
3) Does Jensen fucking Ackles play the mother fucking piano? Because that may cause me to have a spontaneous orgasm any time I think about it, like in the middle of church, probably since that's the only piano I ever see. There was this DA episode where Alec had a cover as a piano teacher and he played and I listened to the commentary and they said they hired a hand double and ultimately used zero footage that was not Jensen. HIS HANDS! *flails* I now want an ep of SPN where Dean gets some kind of uncontrollable urge to play the piano a la Lex in Spell. The handporn... GUH.
ETA: Have sadly answered own question. Apparently I don't have to worry about going to church; he doesn't play. A quick google search reveals that he had two weeks of lessons and doesn't remember any of it. So sort of like me, only he only he didn't have to suffer for 4 years before forgetting it all. Lucky boy. Still... hand porn.
1) It's been awhile since I watched these, and while I knew intellectually that I had wanted Max and Alex to have freaky heat induced sex and make pretty, pretty babies and live happily ever after together in freak town, I really had forgotten the shear power of their meant-to-be-ness and the serious, scorching hotness of the two of them together. I now want them to have 18 thousand babies in a test tube in addition to whatever babies she might happen to make with Alec from all the dirty, hot sex they should be having every night/day/time they get stuck in a closet together for an hour. I'm just saying. HOT.
2) I recently read Food Porn by unreckless, a J2 AU where they are chefs (which was so very, very good) and Jensen has a genius kid. Who is the genius kid's mother, you ask? Jessica Alba. I am now left wondering why there is not more RPS with this most delicious of het J-twos. She's like the perfect ex for him. She should *always* be the mother of his children. Seriously. They are so hot just standing next to each other. Can you imagine the pretty that would be their child?
3) Does Jensen fucking Ackles play the mother fucking piano? Because that may cause me to have a spontaneous orgasm any time I think about it, like in the middle of church, probably since that's the only piano I ever see. There was this DA episode where Alec had a cover as a piano teacher and he played and I listened to the commentary and they said they hired a hand double and ultimately used zero footage that was not Jensen. HIS HANDS! *flails* I now want an ep of SPN where Dean gets some kind of uncontrollable urge to play the piano a la Lex in Spell. The handporn... GUH.
ETA: Have sadly answered own question. Apparently I don't have to worry about going to church; he doesn't play. A quick google search reveals that he had two weeks of lessons and doesn't remember any of it. So sort of like me, only he only he didn't have to suffer for 4 years before forgetting it all. Lucky boy. Still... hand porn.