"Can I put you on hold a sec?"
I have broken one of my own records. Within less than two weeks I procured employment, quit, and found a better paying job. Being the sassy secretary/front desk receptionist for 9 bucks an hour? Yes, please. Now I have to do the business casual thing, which I think could work for me if I had more shoes/more of a tolerance for shoes. And ladies? Adorable tech support staff member in the basement, near the supply closet. I am going to be checking supplies 24/7!
The office is a few blocks away from my grade school, which just closed down. I decided to go up there on a whim and Sister Roberta, my old principal and a hysterical, crazy woman, was cleaning out the office. Sad when your childhood landmarks start to disappear, isn't it?
Right, dears. I'm off to see a man about a Vespa.