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[just_uhura]

Don't worry Riley, I'm always the last on these things.

Feel free to ask me anything, anonymously or not. And hey, you can tell me if I've missed anything important.

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[canadianbill]

Well, I hope you won't need this, but in light of the above, if you do:

I have available to lend one (1) almost-Spock, heavily used, but in very good condition (recently refurbished). Performs well in all arenas; excellent particularly at romancing women. Says all the right things. If you would like to borrow him, just drop me a line. Free to a beautiful lady, although donations of baked goods are always welcome.

[len_not_spock]

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[canadianbill]

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[len_not_spock]

Don't you dot dot dot me, Mister.

[canadianbill]

I find that this is relevant to my interests. Huh. Who knew?

[canadianbill]

Call me.

[len_not_spock]

Will you stop pimping me out, please?

[canadianbill]

*sigh* You did say you missed tits. I am trying to make sure everyone's needs are met.

Maybe I meant my other almost-Spock.

I'm kidding.

[just_uhura]

Poor, poor Len. I'm so sorry this post turned into dial-a-Len. But it's really, really hilarious.

[canadianbill]

He's used to it.

[just_uhura]

You're a very considerate pimp I've gotta say.

[canadianbill]

I do try.

He's so very romantic and gentlemanly when he wants to be, I feel like he should be made available so needy ladies can reap the benefits. He's complaining, but only for form's sake.

[just_uhura]

And you're willingly sharing him? You're even sweeter than I thought. I'll make sure to pretend to take his protests seriously, keep up appearances.

[canadianbill]

- well, romance is for girls. I have seen him in action many times, and feel like it's a shame he has nobody to do all that stuff for.

I'm not willing to share him with any men, right now, at least. For the record.

[len_not_spock]

Also: Romance is totally not for girls.

SORT OF OOC - IC

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