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[just_uhura]

I need a bottle of saurian brandy, sonic driver, scanner and Kirks authorization code.

Anyone gets any of those things, come and find me.

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[dctr_mccoy]

I've got two of those things.

[just_uhura]

Actually I don't need the scanner and driver anymore, but if you've got the brandy and code then what'll it take to part from them?

[dctr_mccoy]

Jim's code... in exchange for some video transmissions next time we're near earth that I don't want Jim anyone to know about. Our little secret. Yes yes?

I don't have the brandy, sorry. I do have some Romulan ale, but again, shhhhh... that's yours if you want it it makes me do terrible, wonderful things.

[just_uhura]

Video transmissions? Sounds damn fair to me, you have yourself a very secret deal Dr. McCoy.

Romulan ale? I haven't had that since the Academy. I can't remember what the hell I did when I drank it... I don't think I want to.

[dctr_mccoy]

It's used as anesthesia on some planets - not that I'd ever tell a goddamned Romulan that.

Good work tonight, Nyota. Let's hope it goes somewhere.

[just_uhura]

The ale is the only thing Romulan I want to see for a very long time.

So help me Goddess, it had better. I love those two to death but how can some people be so blind to what is right in front of them?

[no_ones_slave]

I remember!

But don't worry I won't tell.

[just_uhura]

Ye gods, I hope I didn't do anything spectacularly stupid.

[no_ones_slave]

I think it was brilliant, but you probably wouldn't agree.

Anyway, you must know it couldn't have been too bad; you're safe and healthy and Spock loves you and you're still super pretty and really smart and we're still friends. So I wouldn't worry.

[just_uhura]

Thank goddess for that. I would have been mortified to wake up and find myself in trouble with Admiral Archer for stealing his dog (again) or something.

I don't think I could ever be drunk enough to do something to purposefully lose you as a friend <3

[no_ones_slave]

Hahaha the Porthos stunt was awesome.

I don't think you could even accidentally lose me as a friend.

♥

[just_uhura]

Love you, and not just because you cover my ass when I steal CO's dogs. Although I distinctly remember you were the one issuing the tequila shots that gave me the idea in the first place.

Who am I kidding, I still fucking love you

[no_ones_slave]

heee. You're such a good schemer though, and a lot of times you won't pull shit like that 'cause you're too nice. Plus you're cute when you're drunk. I mean you're always cute but you get so touchy. And you know how I like touchy.

love ya too, toots. When we get old we should steal a ship and pirate cruise 'round the galaxy, abducting young boys and turning them into space cabana boys who love them some hot mama pussy.

[just_uhura]

Apparently alcohol doesn't impede my brain from working at all although Archer was kind of pissed when Porthos ended up pink. Still have no idea how that happened.

Space cabana boys? You and me relaxing on deck with a drink in hand? I could go for that kind of future.

[no_ones_slave]

heeeee. Poor dog will never be the same. And you know that's the most excitement Archer's had since . . . well . . . they have pills for that now, and you know for SUCH an old guy his dick isn't actually as decrepit as you would think.

We'd be awesome, angelface.

[no_ones_slave]

You guys are a hot team. I'm like wearing out the batteries on my vibrator!