Am I wrong?

Dec 22, 2010 22:14

My werewolf boyfriend just turned into a vampire. Am I wrong for not wanting to sleep with him?

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more_sparkles December 23 2010, 17:02:14 UTC
Does he sparkle in the sunlight?!

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sonofthestars December 23 2010, 17:37:37 UTC
I don't know, it's the middle of the night.

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more_sparkles December 23 2010, 19:35:48 UTC
So he's not Edward Cullen slash Jacob Black slash whatever crap they're going to come up with in the next series?

Good.

And you possibly shouldn't date dead people.

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sonofthestars December 23 2010, 20:41:57 UTC
I don't know who you're talking about, but he wasn't dead when we started dating... he just... something happened.

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more_sparkles December 23 2010, 20:49:11 UTC
Has he tried to eat you or something? 'cause if it's the dead thing that's all that's standing in your way, well, you could probably work around that.

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sonofthestars December 23 2010, 20:53:08 UTC
Not yet... it just happened today. *stares at her* Work around his being suddenly dead? How's that?

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more_sparkles December 23 2010, 21:01:23 UTC
Well he's the "undead" technically. So, you know. Don't let him eat people, don't take him into the sun or feed him too much Italian food...

Oh come on, he's the same guy right, just with some... oddities.

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sonofthestars December 23 2010, 21:05:20 UTC
*laughs at the Italian food comment* That's a shame because he really does like Italian food.

I guess you're right... I mean, I still love him, but isn't it weird doing all that stuff with him now?

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more_sparkles December 23 2010, 21:07:34 UTC
Maybe you'll have to take it slow, hmm? Have that first date all over again.

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sonofthestars December 23 2010, 21:10:17 UTC
*nods* That's what I was thinking, but people can't seem to believe I think it's weird. I just need some time, you know?

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more_sparkles December 23 2010, 21:13:49 UTC
They don't think it's weird... that your werewolf boyfriend is now your vampire boyfriend? ...are they aliens? Because that's the only instance in which that might be unweird.

Hell, I'm a mythical creature and I think it's a bit weird.

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sonofthestars December 23 2010, 21:15:47 UTC
What are you?

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more_sparkles December 23 2010, 21:18:04 UTC
A fairy. Wings and ears and everything. So keep your formerly furry friend away from me, please, I don't feel like being vampire catnip anytime soon.

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sonofthestars December 23 2010, 21:20:23 UTC
Vampires eat fairies? *Say WHAT?*

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more_sparkles December 23 2010, 21:25:19 UTC
Yes. We're rather appetizing, or so I've heard.

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sonofthestars December 23 2010, 21:34:42 UTC
Oh? *Sirius licks his lips and looks at her* Appetizing to what sort of creatures?

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