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Nov 08, 2009 13:55

Is there a way to know that the universe has it in for you? And I'm not talking God (not that he wouldn't have reason, I did sue the guy - or, the church, but I'm digressing). I'm talking the cosmos, here. I think the cosmos is against me being happy or being in a functional relationship. If it isn't the mediocre sex, it's the juggling ( Read more... )

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has_afreudway November 8 2009, 19:05:33 UTC
I didn't know they were father and son! Can't you, read? Do I have to repeat myself? Fine, I'll repeat myself. I DID NOT KNOW THEY WERE FATHER AND SON. I met them separately.

Did you miss the part about the universe hating me?

I'm aware. But...which.

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has_afreudway November 8 2009, 19:12:48 UTC
Twit? The entire English language (plus dictionary.com plus thesaurus.com) is at your disposal and you call me a twit? Glad to see intelligence does extend to the internet.

You don't know that!

H'h'how, why, WHY does it always have to be about sex? I haven't slept with either of them, yet. It's early in the relationship and besides, if I had I don't think I could - sit there...in front of the two of them...digusting.

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skids_sally November 8 2009, 19:21:30 UTC
Oooooh. You totes need to break up with one of them.

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has_afreudway November 8 2009, 19:23:05 UTC
They want me to choose. They're not going to fight for me. Damn classy men. How am I supposed to choose? Clearly, I like them both. I dated them both!

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skids_sally November 8 2009, 19:24:02 UTC
I'd say you're screwed no matter who you pick so dump both and find a new guy.

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has_afreudway November 8 2009, 19:25:56 UTC
Is it that simple? I told them I couldn't choose without continuing to date each of them. Do you ever have those moments where you wish you could hit the rewind button? Life would be so much better with a rewind button.

I'm Ally, by the way. Ally McBeal.

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this_iz_so_lame November 8 2009, 21:02:01 UTC
I disagree that the cosmos hate you, at least you're getting dates. Even if they're related.
I say date both till you figure out which one you like better.

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has_afreudway November 8 2009, 21:04:26 UTC
Boy, you're late to the Ally train massacre. I've decided to dump them both. No good can come of either of them. I can't be Jonathon's father and I don't want to be Michael's daughter. And I'd very much rather not get dates than get dates who are related.

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this_iz_so_lame November 8 2009, 23:18:13 UTC
Yeah sorry, I don't spend all my time online like a certain emo-Quebecois guy. :)
Good to hear you solved the problem though.

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has_afreudway November 8 2009, 23:22:32 UTC
Hah. I'm Ally.

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