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[thecheerleader]

I have a new boyfriend.

Supernatural 5x03 spoilers in comments.

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[notantichrist]

Yeah yeah just remember to call me Keith if you come in the bar.

[thecheerleader]

Should I call you Keith if I come into your motel room, too?

[notantichrist]

No you can just call me by my middle name there. Sam.

[thecheerleader]

I could call you by your nickname, Edward.

[notantichrist]

No thanks. Sam will do.

[thecheerleader]

But then you're not new anymore.

Are you using me for my closet?

[notantichrist]

Oh you want me to be new. Alright Keith then. Not Edward.

...Claire, my thigh wouldn't fit in your pants.

[thecheerleader]

I want you to be yourself, but if you're not you anymore, you could at least be someone more exciting than Keith.

Maybe that's what you want me to think.

[notantichrist]

It was the first thing that came to my mind?

...look at you. Look at me. Do you think I'm really going to fit in your clothes.

[thecheerleader]

Why can't you just be Sam?

I think it'd explain your fascination with my underwear.

[notantichrist]

Because I'm trying to see if it's even possible for me to have a life that resembles normal right now.

With you in your underwear. Not with your underwear in general.

[thecheerleader]

It's the apocalypse, Sam. Even people with normal lives don't have normal lives right now. We're all in the same crappy boat.

How was I supposed to know that?

[notantichrist]

Okay so as close to normal as I can get.

Because I'm not a freak like that?

[thecheerleader]

Then maybe you should let me take you camping this weekend. Camping is normal.

It was suggested to me that I make sure you're not that kind of guy.

[notantichrist]

We can go camping. I got the weekend off because the manager decided I needed some personal time after my 'heroics'.

...there are those kind of guys?

[thecheerleader]

...What heroics?

There are those kind of guys, and they steal clothing.