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[itsa_nickname]

"DILF" is not a socially accepted phrase, right? I'm not behind on my pop culture?

Then again, spending my afternoon navigating Miranda-logic doesn't exactly help on that front.

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[sunny_boywonder]

What the hell is a DILF?

[itsa_nickname]

"Dad I'd like to fuck." Play on MILF?

[sunny_boywonder]

...do I want to know who this is?

[itsa_nickname]

Not me. Miranda. And -- I wish I didn't know this. So no, you don't.

[sunny_boywonder]

Miranda's crazy. But we still like her.

[itsa_nickname]

She's absolutely insane. There's a reason she went into theater. But then there's those times that she makes a whole lot of sense and you want to smack her for being right, because she's not supposed to be right.

She's Miranda.

[sunny_boywonder]

You mean like the time she locked us in a closet?

[itsa_nickname]

Among other times, yes. But I think that one was mostly Nellie's idea.

[sunny_boywonder]

Right. How's she doing by the way? From what I hear they're back to avoiding each other.

[itsa_nickname]

The awkward is immense. I want to smack them.

[sunny_boywonder]

I feel like I should be...talking to Ben about this, but...I don't know what I'm supposed to say.

[itsa_nickname]

He's been talking to Angie. They'll work it out eventually. Val will come in, boss people around, and it'll all work out.

[sunny_boywonder]

Right...so we can relax at my place and not be too overly worried about them?

[itsa_nickname]

Yes. I believe we can.

[sunny_boywonder]

Good. I was thinking Mac & Cheese, Honey I Shrunk The Kids, and ice cream.

[itsa_nickname]

Honey I Shrunk the Kids? Really? I haven't watched that since I was a kid.