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[learntofeel]

I am told my predilection for watching playgrounds dressed as I am is unsettling. I assure you my intentions are purely to witness my Father's creations in their purest form.

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[jstliketherifle]

....I forgot to mention "Stranger Danger," didn't I?

[learntofeel]

That phrase is what one child screamed at me before they all fled to their mothers. I forgot that sometimes children can see what adults cannot.

[jstliketherifle]

Yeah. Well.

Look -- I'm sure you meant well. But people these days are usually pretty worried about people abducting their kids. Not that I can blame them, but -- you gotta be careful which kids you talk to. And not freak them out.

[learntofeel]

I'll be careful not to make the same mistake. I cannot fault them for being protective, can I?

[jstliketherifle]

Nope. Children are the future and all that.

[learntofeel]

Hmm. You certainly are, Dean.

[jstliketherifle]

Certain are what?

[learntofeel]

To my bretheren and I, you are children.

[jstliketherifle]

Oh. Gotcha.

[learntofeel]

This upsets you?

[jstliketherifle]

No. Just -- clarifying.