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[sunny_boywonder]

I'm at work and I'm bored. I hate this place. And this desk. And the tie. Suit. All of it. I want to go out tonight. Why have my friends been so busy lately? You guys suck. All of you.

Damnit, Mags. Are you home yet?

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[hitchhiker_girl]

Saturday, late. I know this because I'm meeting her at the airport.

[sunny_boywonder]

And are you dropping her off here?

[hitchhiker_girl]

I don't know. I'm not driving.

However, I could just wind up taking her home with me and try to seduce her away from you. You never know.

[sunny_boywonder]

One, that's hot and I want to be there..

Two...no. Don't make me pout for you, Scherlacker.

[hitchhiker_girl]

One, you're not invited.

Two, your pouts have no effect on me, Baker. Maddie is so worse and I'm almost immune to her.

[sunny_boywonder]

Fine. But would you really keep her from me like that? What if she wants to come see me?

[hitchhiker_girl]

What if she's dead tired because she just got off an eight hour flight from Milan and it's going to be about one AM for us, but about five AM for her?

[sunny_boywonder]

...she can sleep here.

[hitchhiker_girl]

Uh-huh.

[sunny_boywonder]

What?

[hitchhiker_girl]

I've heard about you two and what you've been doing. Let her go home and get some sleep so that she feels human before she sees you. You'll both be better off for it.

[sunny_boywonder]

Right. You know, I am good for more things than sex.

[hitchhiker_girl]

I'm sure you are. But you two are still in the honeymoon phase, and all you'll want to do is have sex. Both of you. Which is why it's wise to keep her away from you.

[sunny_boywonder]

And maybe you should leave that up to her. She might prefer to come sleep beside me.

[hitchhiker_girl]

Well, we'll see. I'll ask her when she gets here.

[sunny_boywonder]

Uh huh. Or I can call her.