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[pointyend]

All the New Order and burgers in the world are not going to stop my friggin' arm from hurting. Bastard vamp

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[monticello_tj]

I do not believe what you eat has very much effect on the pain your body experiences at injury, though I admit modern science has proven me wrong on many a concept.

[pointyend]

Oh, I know... it's just when you're trying to do the comfort thing you like to think that it's all helping the injury or sickness.

[monticello_tj]

I suppose.

What happened to your arm?

[pointyend]

Plus when you're sick and stuff you're meant to get all the things you like to keep you happy. At least that's how it's always worked for me.

I was in a fight...

[monticello_tj]

A fight? With whom?

[pointyend]

Mmhmm... and I didn't really catch a name. Kind of looked like an accountant. Or at least he had this brown suit. I don't know why I think brown suits go with accountants.

[monticello_tj]

An accountant with enough strength to injure your arm? It is my experience that those tasked with managing numbers are ill-equipped in physical prowess.

[pointyend]

I think he was on drugs... or steroids. Probably trying to over do the whole buff accountant thing, you know? Getting away from stereotype.

[monticello_tj]

I - am not sure how to phrase this. It is not a question I have had occasion to ask.

He did not attempt to bite you, did he?

[pointyend]

You know about vampires?

[monticello_tj]

I am a ghost. I know about much I did not see before my death. It would not ordinarily be my first thought, only I count a Slayer among my recent friends.

[pointyend]

A ghost? You have no idea how much easier this makes things. Usually I can't talk to people about what really happened and what I do. I'm a Slayer, too. But you can call me Andie.

[monticello_tj]

I may only imagine. There must be great difficulty in choosing to fight, and yet being unable to reach out to the world around you for assistance.

Oh - of course, I am remiss. My name is Thomas Jefferson.

[pointyend]

Exactly. Although sometimes I'm not so sure I did the choosing, as the choosing did me. Slayers have to be called the Chosen Ones for a reason, right?

As in the man who invented the light bulb? I think the modern world owes you a massive thank you. Nice to meet you, Mr Jefferson.

[monticello_tj]

I'm afraid not. That was credited to Thomas Edison; however, I am led to believe that such technology was given much help by Nikola Tesla.

I was, alas, alive long before the light bulb. I was, instead, a President of the United States, in the earliest years of the country.

[pointyend]

I can't even blame a knock to the head since it's my arm that got hurt... I'm so embarrassed right now. I'm not usually this stupid. Maybe it's because I'm just excited about the whole ghost thing, plus you know about vamps and Slayers!

Well, thanks for running the country?