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I know I've been told not to meddle and that meddling can really you know, not turn out so well. Of course, it's me so - I meddled anyway. And for a while? The meddling helped. It really helped. To understand this story, you also have to know that my birthday cake my office ordered for me on Wednesday came two days late. Anyway, back to the meddling - and the subsequent cake in my face.

I need to shower and do laundry.