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[det_montana]

Can't believe he left me for a doll.

[Spoilers for 504: Sex, Lies and Silicone.]

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[kalicatastrophe]

A doll?

[det_montana]

To be fair, it was a life size, fairly realistic looking doll, but a doll nonetheless.

[kalicatastrophe]

That's... that's just icky.

[det_montana]

Isn't it though? And you'd think he would know better.

[kalicatastrophe]

Men are inherently idiotic, they can't help themselves. It's a pity.

[det_montana]

It really is. Yet, they can always find ways to shock you, in one form or another.

[kalicatastrophe]

That's the fun part. Like the "surprise" in the crackerjack box which is always so stupid sticker and not the decoder ring like the say in the movies.

[det_montana]

Eh.

Every once and a while you wind up with a decoder ring. You just gotta keep looking for the right box.

[kalicatastrophe]

Was that metaphor? I was being literal. But if it was a metaphor? I already have my decoder ring.

[det_montana]

It was both. And good for you.

[kalicatastrophe]

I'm rather fond of him.

So dolls? That's kind of weird.

[det_montana]

Yeah.

...He didn't actually leave me for a doll. We're not even together, really. I was just joking.

[kalicatastrophe]

Oh! Less weird, more... well, out of context it's still a bit weird. I'm bad at lying or I would have.

[det_montana]

We work for the police department. My partner and I had to collect one of these dolls as evidence, and as we were wheeling it back to the car, I played a bit of a prank on him, that's all.

[kalicatastrophe]

Did you yell it in public?

[det_montana]

Yes.