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[poorlil_richboy]

Isn't it just pleasant to wake up to the smell of boiling flesh?

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[its_phonetic]

That's disgusting.

[poorlil_richboy]

Isn't it? I mean it's one thing to have to deal with it when you're awake, but when you're asleep?

I thought I was going to be sick.

[its_phonetic]

I'm surprised you weren't.

And unabashedly curious as to why.

[poorlil_richboy]

I intern in a morgue?

[its_phonetic]

Again, disgusting.

[poorlil_richboy]

I get to cut open dead people and figure out how they died. It's actually kind of cool, if not extremely morbid.

[its_phonetic]

Ew.

Have you ever poked a brain to see if the body would move?

[poorlil_richboy]

No. Unfortunately.

You have to do that relatively recently after death -- or when performing brain surgery, otherwise the cells don't respond as well.

[its_phonetic]

If ever you do, tape it and let me see it please?

[poorlil_richboy]

You got it.

[its_phonetic]

You're darling.

[poorlil_richboy]

I do try.

So how have you been today?

[its_phonetic]

Nervous. I have a week long job interview and I'm fairly sure he comes to the show a bitat night, which makes me even more nervous. I'm a ball of nervous.

[poorlil_richboy]

What kind of job are you interviewing for?

[its_phonetic]

Magician's assistant.

[poorlil_richboy]

Sounds like fun.

Do they still saw people in half, or is that considered a bit too old school? All the magicians I see on TV are always burying themselves alive or freezing themselves for three months...the death defying stuff.