A trip to the fucking dentist.
I'm bored. No, I mean like... really bored. Seriously. This is me being the epitome of bored. I also wanted to announce that I'm giving up that dream of being a writer. The cult of vampires that kidnapped me and freakin' drank my blood spoiled that dream all to hell. The big fat one laughed as he ripped up my Rednax/Legna/Hannavas fiction that I had worked on for five days straight. They're horrible and they should die.
Currently I think all vampires should die. Maybe not Angel and Spike, but they'd have to really convince me at this point that they don't want to try my warm delicious blood.
This is the end of an era. No more writing. No more fanfiction. It's just not worth it and I don't have my muse anymore. They've spoiled everything. I wasn't even able to stake one of them thanks to Kennedy who killed them all before I had a chance. BTW, before anyone asks why I'm so bitchy it's because, yes, I'm on the rag. So don't come near me. I'm deadly.
Kennedy has been training me (I keep wanting to call her Ken. I think it's the butchness.) So what if I can't throw a stake and hit someone in the heart like Buffy can do. I feel like I can do it and seriously, no vamp is going to get near me with teeth. Unless they want to lose said teeth. I'll take them to the dentist. And not for cleaning. For teeth REMOVAL.
Also, wtf is up with Veronica Mars? Why do I have to freakin' wait for weeks to find out what happens next. I want to lust over Logan Echolls now. Stat. He's hot and he looks good shirtless like Lindsey or, that freak I met, Shadow. That's good enough for me. If Logan hooks up with that chick that looks like Cordelia again I may throw up. In fact, if he hooks up with anyone but Veronica I may throw up. Dude, the shipper name spell LoVe for a reason. Though I'm not sure I'd mind catching some VD (the ship, not the disease, you pervs).
I've been hanging out with Dawn's boyfriend's little sister, Casey, a lot. She's sweet. I think she needs to be brought out of her shell a bit and actually sing 'cause she's got this great voice that's sort of a turn on. Things are same old, same old though. Except Lilah. I'm still up for babysitting whenever you give birth or something! Like I said, I'm a great influence also, still looking for a job, think you can help me out there? Seriously, my talents have to be not wasted.
God, I really crave watching Sister Act 1, 2 and Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures. Good movies, dudes. In the morning I'm totally going shopping for gifts though. Hanukkah spirit is here!
Be excellent to each other! Unless you're a vampire. Then I possibly wish you'd die and suffer in hell for thousands and thousands of years.
Love, not,
Me
Currently I think all vampires should die. Maybe not Angel and Spike, but they'd have to really convince me at this point that they don't want to try my warm delicious blood.
This is the end of an era. No more writing. No more fanfiction. It's just not worth it and I don't have my muse anymore. They've spoiled everything. I wasn't even able to stake one of them thanks to Kennedy who killed them all before I had a chance. BTW, before anyone asks why I'm so bitchy it's because, yes, I'm on the rag. So don't come near me. I'm deadly.
Kennedy has been training me (I keep wanting to call her Ken. I think it's the butchness.) So what if I can't throw a stake and hit someone in the heart like Buffy can do. I feel like I can do it and seriously, no vamp is going to get near me with teeth. Unless they want to lose said teeth. I'll take them to the dentist. And not for cleaning. For teeth REMOVAL.
Also, wtf is up with Veronica Mars? Why do I have to freakin' wait for weeks to find out what happens next. I want to lust over Logan Echolls now. Stat. He's hot and he looks good shirtless like Lindsey or, that freak I met, Shadow. That's good enough for me. If Logan hooks up with that chick that looks like Cordelia again I may throw up. In fact, if he hooks up with anyone but Veronica I may throw up. Dude, the shipper name spell LoVe for a reason. Though I'm not sure I'd mind catching some VD (the ship, not the disease, you pervs).
I've been hanging out with Dawn's boyfriend's little sister, Casey, a lot. She's sweet. I think she needs to be brought out of her shell a bit and actually sing 'cause she's got this great voice that's sort of a turn on. Things are same old, same old though. Except Lilah. I'm still up for babysitting whenever you give birth or something! Like I said, I'm a great influence also, still looking for a job, think you can help me out there? Seriously, my talents have to be not wasted.
God, I really crave watching Sister Act 1, 2 and Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures. Good movies, dudes. In the morning I'm totally going shopping for gifts though. Hanukkah spirit is here!
Be excellent to each other! Unless you're a vampire. Then I possibly wish you'd die and suffer in hell for thousands and thousands of years.
Love, not,
Me