Silly, silly girl...So much to learn. That just makes more work. When it comes to unnecessary undergarments just say no. (You have such potential, now if we could just convert you to the dark side.)
Dear sweet child... everyone's trying to influence/ brainwash you. The difference with the cult is they pretend they're your friends, and therefore make you feel loved. Plus it's much easier to get away with stuff in a large group.
* Come to the dark side. We have cookies, no need for useless clothes, better looking clothes in the first place, (Seriously. Before Fred started working here do you think she would have traipsed around in leather pants or a three inch skirt? I mean sure that mousy look may be Wes' wet dream work for some people, but really.) Also I believe you've met Lindsey our whipping golden boy. He's easily influenced. That weighs in your favor. *
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is Silver and the other is Gold. A circle is round. It has no end. That's how long I want to be your friend. Blah. None of them keep in touch now, do they. I appreciate your honesty. *nods*
I'm starting to see your side of things. Tell me more about Lindsey. Tell me more of this thing called influenced and brainwashing and how I can make it work for me. Can we kill Eve too?
Well, I see you're already good with the mindless chanting, so we can skip the basics. In fact with your go-getter attitude, we could probably have small nations of demons and mail boys worshiping you in under a year. Plus there's a paycheck.
Can I adopt you?...
I wonder if Wes wants kids?.... Nevermind.
Would you like to move to my house where the only rule is don't do anything I wouldn't do, and spend your days writing, sleeping around, and maiming people for pleasure?
Finally someone takes initiative. Of course we can kill Eve. Harmony will probably want to help... You wanted to know about Lindsey...Well, he's a short little man, but he does seem to have a way with the ladies. Plus he'll follow you around, and is easily manipulated. I can teach you how to make his face turn red in five minutes or less.
Adoption seems like some way to go, though I'd prefer emancipation as I can't get a job without a guardian signing for me and Buffy is that certain person.
Hm, maiming who? Do you get HBO?
She's really too bitchy to live. If she had more depth it might be better. I seem to like this concept.
Whoever you like? I get everything. You can probably even find the live action version of your fanfic at my place...I have a Wolfram and Hart Security live feed. As well as every station in this dimension, and a few others. But I don't watch tv much, so you'd pretty much have it to yourself
Trust me you don't have to explain. I was hoping you would.
This one suits you more.
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You know... that thing looks both cute and vicious. I don't know if I've done any nun-nabbing though.
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(The dark side has everything. Especially cookies. Heck the way I'm dressed today we might even pass for girl scouts.)
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(I was in girl scouts once. Now that's a cult.)
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* Come to the dark side. We have cookies, no need for useless clothes, better looking clothes in the first place, (Seriously. Before Fred started working here do you think she would have traipsed around in leather pants or a three inch skirt? I mean sure that mousy look may be Wes' wet dream work for some people, but really.) Also I believe you've met Lindsey our whipping golden boy. He's easily influenced. That weighs in your favor. *
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I'm starting to see your side of things. Tell me more about Lindsey. Tell me more of this thing called influenced and brainwashing and how I can make it work for me. Can we kill Eve too?
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Can I adopt you?...
I wonder if Wes wants kids?.... Nevermind.
Would you like to move to my house where the only rule is don't do anything I wouldn't do, and spend your days writing, sleeping around, and maiming people for pleasure?
Finally someone takes initiative. Of course we can kill Eve. Harmony will probably want to help... You wanted to know about Lindsey...Well, he's a short little man, but he does seem to have a way with the ladies. Plus he'll follow you around, and is easily manipulated. I can teach you how to make his face turn red in five minutes or less.
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Hm, maiming who? Do you get HBO?
She's really too bitchy to live. If she had more depth it might be better. I seem to like this concept.
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Whoever you like? I get everything. You can probably even find the live action version of your fanfic at my place...I have a Wolfram and Hart Security live feed. As well as every station in this dimension, and a few others. But I don't watch tv much, so you'd pretty much have it to yourself
Trust me you don't have to explain. I was hoping you would.
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