[open] serious question is serious :|
How, exactly, does one go about finding a Sugar Daddy?
Preferably one that wants to be one, so I'm not using someone without them knowing about it. That'd be cruel. And also preferably one where nothing sexual will be involved. Unless he's really, really attractive, like George Clooney or something.
But I could look good on someone's arm at fancy social functions, and that kind of thing.
I kind of, mostly, just want someone to dress me up.
Maybe I should be someone's beard, instead. They might have more fun with the dress up aspect.
I think all this might qualify me for the horrible persons list. Oh dear.
Preferably one that wants to be one, so I'm not using someone without them knowing about it. That'd be cruel. And also preferably one where nothing sexual will be involved. Unless he's really, really attractive, like George Clooney or something.
But I could look good on someone's arm at fancy social functions, and that kind of thing.
I kind of, mostly, just want someone to dress me up.
Maybe I should be someone's beard, instead. They might have more fun with the dress up aspect.
I think all this might qualify me for the horrible persons list. Oh dear.