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[lost_yourway]

So, Disney? Not really the happiest place on earth. In fact, I don't even think it's the happiest place in Orlando.

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[fish_outtawater]

Anyone ever tell you how cynical you are, Soph?

[lost_yourway]

Excuse me? I'm basing this on the children I see.

[fish_outtawater]

What? They're not happy and bouncy and annoying as hell?

[lost_yourway]

Some of them are, but most of them freak out once they see the people in costumes. And not in a good way.

[fish_outtawater]

Huh...at least be grateful you're not Mickey Mouse.

[lost_yourway]

Oh believe me, I am. I can't really blame the kids, though. I'd freak out too if I were six and a bigass Timon came at me.

[fish_outtawater]

Do they sing, too? That'd be more scary.

[lost_yourway]

Only if they're out for a promotion. I saw Chip and Dale get in a fight once, though.

[fish_outtawater]

Seriously?

[lost_yourway]

Seriously. And then they disappeared for a while, and when they came back, it was with different people inside. Because if there's one thing Disney doesn't stand for, it's their little mascots bitchslapping each other.

[fish_outtawater]

Wow. Think there's like...a mysterious backdoor that the bad mascots get kicked out of? With mean, antisemitic Disney yelling at them?

[lost_yourway]

I'm pretty sure they're killed and their skeletons get dumped into the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.

[fish_outtawater]

Well...keeps costs down, doesn't it?

[lost_yourway]

You don't have to pay anybody severance.

[fish_outtawater]

What happens in the background of Disney, stays in the background of Disney. You don't talk about it. There is no background.

[lost_yourway]

But the Haunted Mansion? Actually haunted.