i have G R E E N toes.

[just_one_kiss]

(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(x) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (AS A BABY WE ALL DID)
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(x) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(x) I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED
(x) I'VE NEVER BEEN DIVORCED
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(x) I NEVER HAVE POSED NUDE
(x) I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX HANGING FROM THE CEILING IN A LEATHER STUDDED HARNESS
(_) I NEVER STOLE MONEY FROM MY PARENTS
(x) I NEVER HAVE CALLED ANYONE A FUCKWAD TO THEIR FACE
(_) I'VE NEVER CHEATED ON SOMEONE
(x) I NEVER TOOK A DRAMA CLASS
(_) I NEVER LIED TO SOMEONE BECAUSE THE TRUTH SCARED ME SO MUCH
(_) I NEVER HAD MY HEART BROKEN
(_) I NEVER TOOK CANDY FROM A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER LOST A LOVED ONE
(_) I NEVER PEED IN THE COMMUNITY SWIMMING POO (WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I DID)

put an X next to the things you have never done and a _ next to the things you have done