just_muse_me | 5.5.1 How embarrasing
5.5.1. TEN embarrassing moments
Just a wee note, the ones with a star indicate moments I have nay fecking recollection of whatsoever, but there is photographic/video evidence to prove it… unfortunately. The other ones I just wish I couldnae remember.
1. * Trying to snog the statue of Greyfriar’s Bobby at Hogmanay
2. * Stripping down to just my kilt and doing naughty things to the microphone during a drunken rendition of “I Touch Myself”
3. * Trying to lapdance the Head of Pathology at my Bachelor Party
4. * Trying to lapdance the Head of Oncology at my Bachelor Party
5. * Stripping to “I’m Too Sexy” on top of the piano at my Bachelor Party
6. * Telling my father-in-law I have a bigger dick than he does and trying to prove it
7. Colonoscopy without anaesthetic and all the pre-scope prep
8. “Turn your head and cough”. Say nay more.
9. Pissing myself during physio after the shooting
10. Throwing up on Gregory House mid rather informative metaphor re my diagnosis
Gregory House referred to here is vicodinrules occuring in an old RP scene. In general, the House Lachlan refers to in any prompts is vicodinrules, used with mun permission. Not binding on any other House muses.
Muse | Dr Lachlan Campbell
Fandom | House, M.D. (Original Character)
Word Count | 170
Just a wee note, the ones with a star indicate moments I have nay fecking recollection of whatsoever, but there is photographic/video evidence to prove it… unfortunately. The other ones I just wish I couldnae remember.
1. * Trying to snog the statue of Greyfriar’s Bobby at Hogmanay
2. * Stripping down to just my kilt and doing naughty things to the microphone during a drunken rendition of “I Touch Myself”
3. * Trying to lapdance the Head of Pathology at my Bachelor Party
4. * Trying to lapdance the Head of Oncology at my Bachelor Party
5. * Stripping to “I’m Too Sexy” on top of the piano at my Bachelor Party
6. * Telling my father-in-law I have a bigger dick than he does and trying to prove it
7. Colonoscopy without anaesthetic and all the pre-scope prep
8. “Turn your head and cough”. Say nay more.
9. Pissing myself during physio after the shooting
10. Throwing up on Gregory House mid rather informative metaphor re my diagnosis
Gregory House referred to here is vicodinrules occuring in an old RP scene. In general, the House Lachlan refers to in any prompts is vicodinrules, used with mun permission. Not binding on any other House muses.
Muse | Dr Lachlan Campbell
Fandom | House, M.D. (Original Character)
Word Count | 170