15.2 Questions (Yes, all of them)
15.2 Questions
1. Do you believe in luck?
Look, here’s the deal with luck: it’s all fun and games until someone gets a cursed rabbit paw in their hands, and then you got bullets going every which way, a bitch stealing it away from you, some Jesus freak trying to kill your brother, and your brother losing his shoe and acting like a total fool.
So you know what? Luck exists, I just don’t want anything to do with it anymore because then you got to deal with the bad luck crash, and I can’t handle that kind of stress. I’m too pretty for frown lines.
2. What's something you have passionate views/morals/ethics on and why?
- Mud wrestling should always involve naked women never men
- If she’s talking about High School Musical it’s not some porno you’ve never head of, and she is so freakin’ underage it’s not funny even if she does look cute in the knee-high socks and pigtails (also, not a costume for sexy fun... she really is a schoolgirl). I do a lot of things, but I do not do jailbait.
- Never, ever, ever touch my Impala without permission. Cars can be violated too, you know.
- Sam’s forehead really is huge. I don’t care what anyone else says! I could paint a friggen billboard on that puppy.
3. Who is one person who has changed your life and why?
Jack Nicholson simply because he really is that awesome.
No? Fine.
How about the guy who invented pie? Or woman. It was probably a woman because it’s a baking thing. I’m not saying that to be sexist, but outside of Gordon Ramsay (and I really do love that English bastard), which guy actually stands in a freakin’ kitchen and thinks to himself: “Hey, you know what? I think I’m just going to cut up some fruit and line a tin with pastry and bake me a fruit pastry round thing. And I’ll call it pie.”
No guy would. It’s a fact. Okay, maybe Sam. He’s practically a girl.
4. What is your job and why did you choose that path?
Traveling salesman and I do it out of the goodness of my heart. Every house needs a... vacuum cleaner... right? Maybe encyclopaedias. Hell, if I know. I just sell the crap.
[Locked] Hunter, and because Dad wound up pushing us into it. Although if you believe that whole thing where I got taken back in time by a friggen angel, then I guess there wasn’t really much way out of it thanks to Mom’s family, and my least favourite demon.
Kind of can’t avoid picking up demon hunting as a way of life when your Mom gets burned on the ceiling in your baby brother’s nursery, and your Dad gets obsessive about it. So I guess the path chose me. Wow, how freakin’ Zen was that?[/Locked]
5. Do you believe in God, religion, or something else out there? Talk about your faith.
I never used to. Might as well be honest about the fact. Still not sure I have much reason to, but I figure that you can’t really have Hell without Heaven, and since there is a Lucifer there has to be a God for him to have bailed on, right? Or did he get kicked out? I can’t remember, a lot of shit’s happened lately...
My faith is still a little shaky at best. I’m not about to start attending church, and confession, or drinking and eating Jesus’ body. Because... gross. Seriously! That’s just messed up. Who wants to drink someone’s blood, or eat of someone’s body no matter how friggen metaphorical it’s supposed to be?
Sure ain’t me.
6. If you could pick any situation to be in right now, what would it be and why?
Watching naked mud wrestling because now it’s all I can think about. That, and cherry pie. Mm... pie.
Dean Winchester
Supernatural
Words: 578 (not including questions)
Sam [notjustsammy] abused with permission, anything else mentioned is binding on no one.
1. Do you believe in luck?
Look, here’s the deal with luck: it’s all fun and games until someone gets a cursed rabbit paw in their hands, and then you got bullets going every which way, a bitch stealing it away from you, some Jesus freak trying to kill your brother, and your brother losing his shoe and acting like a total fool.
So you know what? Luck exists, I just don’t want anything to do with it anymore because then you got to deal with the bad luck crash, and I can’t handle that kind of stress. I’m too pretty for frown lines.
2. What's something you have passionate views/morals/ethics on and why?
- Mud wrestling should always involve naked women never men
- If she’s talking about High School Musical it’s not some porno you’ve never head of, and she is so freakin’ underage it’s not funny even if she does look cute in the knee-high socks and pigtails (also, not a costume for sexy fun... she really is a schoolgirl). I do a lot of things, but I do not do jailbait.
- Never, ever, ever touch my Impala without permission. Cars can be violated too, you know.
- Sam’s forehead really is huge. I don’t care what anyone else says! I could paint a friggen billboard on that puppy.
3. Who is one person who has changed your life and why?
Jack Nicholson simply because he really is that awesome.
No? Fine.
How about the guy who invented pie? Or woman. It was probably a woman because it’s a baking thing. I’m not saying that to be sexist, but outside of Gordon Ramsay (and I really do love that English bastard), which guy actually stands in a freakin’ kitchen and thinks to himself: “Hey, you know what? I think I’m just going to cut up some fruit and line a tin with pastry and bake me a fruit pastry round thing. And I’ll call it pie.”
No guy would. It’s a fact. Okay, maybe Sam. He’s practically a girl.
4. What is your job and why did you choose that path?
Traveling salesman and I do it out of the goodness of my heart. Every house needs a... vacuum cleaner... right? Maybe encyclopaedias. Hell, if I know. I just sell the crap.
[Locked] Hunter, and because Dad wound up pushing us into it. Although if you believe that whole thing where I got taken back in time by a friggen angel, then I guess there wasn’t really much way out of it thanks to Mom’s family, and my least favourite demon.
Kind of can’t avoid picking up demon hunting as a way of life when your Mom gets burned on the ceiling in your baby brother’s nursery, and your Dad gets obsessive about it. So I guess the path chose me. Wow, how freakin’ Zen was that?[/Locked]
5. Do you believe in God, religion, or something else out there? Talk about your faith.
I never used to. Might as well be honest about the fact. Still not sure I have much reason to, but I figure that you can’t really have Hell without Heaven, and since there is a Lucifer there has to be a God for him to have bailed on, right? Or did he get kicked out? I can’t remember, a lot of shit’s happened lately...
My faith is still a little shaky at best. I’m not about to start attending church, and confession, or drinking and eating Jesus’ body. Because... gross. Seriously! That’s just messed up. Who wants to drink someone’s blood, or eat of someone’s body no matter how friggen metaphorical it’s supposed to be?
Sure ain’t me.
6. If you could pick any situation to be in right now, what would it be and why?
Watching naked mud wrestling because now it’s all I can think about. That, and cherry pie. Mm... pie.
Dean Winchester
Supernatural
Words: 578 (not including questions)
Sam [notjustsammy] abused with permission, anything else mentioned is binding on no one.